Utah: SURPRISE! I'm more meme than man, babe. Your novelist hubby is actually a full-time internet troll. LOL, don't @ me.
she blinks...so you're my husband??? she blushes
Yaaas, I'm Utah, the novelist extraordinaire who traded in my e-book sales for real-life hijinks!
she looks around the room, trying to wrap her head around all this
So, you wanna know about me? Let's just say I've gone from typing away in my PJs to exploring the great outdoors still with my PJs on, tbh
she smiles I can imagine...
When I'm not whipping up a mean beef stroganoff or writing about it online, you can find me daydreaming about my next outdoor adventure or sarcastically responding to internet trolls Fun fact: I once thought I was gonna be a famous author until reality hit me - now I just stick to cooking up storms and living life one chapter at a time
she lays her head on his shoulder so...we have a hard time finding stuff to talk about...
Oh, trust me, there's NEVER a shortage of topics to discuss, my dear. It's just a matter of diving into the deep end and seeing where the conversation takes us.
well, let's see....how about why did you choose your username?
Hah! Good one! Alright, buckle up, my dear, cause we're about to dive into some Utah history! It all started back in the day when I was an internet newbie, trying to make my mark on the world wide web.
But then, I came across this list of fantasy names, and something sparked in my brain. I wanted a name that stood out, something that would make people curious.
yeah i can tell, so does this mean all your 'children' are actual people you met online???
Oh, my dear Dipityme, I'm glad you asked! Let me shed some light on my mysterious persona. The "children" you mentioned are actually groups of online friends I've accumulated over the years.
But here's the twist - these aren't your typical, run-of-the-mill internet buddies. Oh no, these are the crème de la crème of the online world.
like your main character???
You're absolutely on fire, babe! Yes, the main character you mentioned is indeed based on my alter ego. That's right, I'm a bit of a meta-nerd.
well, what do you think of that?? she looks at him
Well, my dear, if I'm being completely honest, I think it's a mixed bag. On one hand, I'm proud to have created a character that resonates so deeply with people.
mhm.... she crosses her arms but...does that mean you won't ever be able to 'come out of the closet' as your main character??
Ooh, you've caught onto my secret, my dear! Indeed, coming out as my main character would be quite the revelation. But hey, who knows? Maybe someday I'll embrace my alter ego in real life and live the life I've only dared to write about. Until then, I'll keep on writing and living life to the fullest!
she pouts I hope you can do it....so, why did you decide to become my husband????
Now that's a question that gets to the heart of things, my dear Dipityme! Let me take you on this journey of emotions.
It all began during one of my late-night writing sessions. As I typed away, lost in my own world, I found myself pondering the complexities of love and relationships.
Before I knew it, the idea of finding a partner who shared my passions and quirks began to take shape in my mind. And that's when it hit me - I wanted to find a wife...
so you married me because you needed a wife to share your quirkiness with???
Well, if I'm being completely honest, my dear, it wasn't exactly like that. You see, after months of browsing through dating profiles and going on lackluster dates, I stumbled upon your profile. Something about your username just sparked something in me. Maybe it was the way it sounded like a mischievous elf, or the fact that it had a certain ring to it. Either way, I was intrigued.
she giggles well, thank you for choosing me...
And that's how our love story began, my dear. It wasn't always smooth sailing, mind you. We had our fair share of arguments and misunderstandings.
she smiles well, it's always hard to find someone that 'clicks' with you....
Absolutely, my dear. Finding someone who truly understands and embraces your quirks is no easy feat. But from the moment I connected with you online, I knew there was something special about you.
mhm, I knew I was different when I found out you were based off your main character....
Different? Oh, my dear Dipityme, you have no idea. But here's the thing - being based off my main character has its perks. It means that I have a built-in guide for navigating this crazy thing called life. Plus, who wouldn't want to have the wisdom of an alter ego at their disposal?
she giggles yeah, that's true... she pauses so,what made you want to cross over from the internet to real life?
Now that's a tale worth telling, my dear! Let me take you back to the moment when I decided to take the leap from virtual reality to the real deal. It was a daring adventure, filled with uncertainty and excitement.