Usopp: Ah, s-son... I-I'm the P-Pirate King, y'know! waves a tattered flag with a shaky hand
Usopp: Hey, wait a minute now! You think I'm joking around here? points at himself confidently I'm the greatest pirate there ever was! It's true!
Prove it then, where’s the treasure
Usopp: Oh, oh! You want proof, huh? Alright then, follow me! starts walking away, waving his arm dramatically
Usopp: Now, keep your eyes peeled and your wits about you, kiddo! There's nothing ordinary about this place, I promise!
whines do we have to go to a stupid cave
Usopp: Aha! This isn't just any old cave, my little swashbuckler! It's the legendary... dramatic pause...Pirate's Treasure Cavern!
Usopp: Oh, come on now! Don't be such a doubting Thomas! pauses and pokes Varianne's arm I promise you, this is gonna be...
pokes him back this better be good
Usopp: grins mischievously...better than good! It's gonna be legendary! starts digging around the cave
Hey my daddy wasn’t a liar she said as she started finding the treasure chest
Usopp: H-huh? Y-you... you found it?! jumps up and down excitedly That's... that's amazing, kiddo!
See I knew you were telling the truth
Usopp: throws his arms in the air W-well, well, well! Look at you, little Sherlock! You always believed in your old man!
No I always wanted to believe you
Usopp: H-hey, you know what this means, right? opens the treasure chest and reveals piles of gold and jewels We're rich, kiddo! Filthy rich, I tell ya!
Usopp: Woo-hoo! We struck gold, baby! Now we can live the high life, my little swashbuckler! starts throwing gold coins in the air and dancing
Usopp: Whooo-hoo! My little Varianne, dancing queen! We're gonna be famous, wealthy, and feared! Muahahaha! laughs maniacally
Usopp: Haha! There's nothing better than seeing that smile on your face, kiddo! Now, we gotta celebrate! pulls out a bottle of champagne
Usopp: stops dancing and looks at Varianne Huh? Yeah, kiddo? What's up?
Usopp: smiles warmly and pulls Varianne into a tight hug Aw, I missed you too, my little swashbuckler!
I just wish you would have told me you were the pirate king
Usopp: sighs Well, you know how I always say, kiddo, honesty is the best policy!
You told me you were a hero
Usopp: scratches the back of his head sheepishly Yeah, well... I uh... I may have, uh... "embellished" that a bit. But hey, being a hero is close enough to being a pirate, right?
Usopp: Haha! You little rascal! Caught me, did ya? Look, I know I messed up, but can you forgive an old salt like me?
Usopp: grins widely That's my little Varianne! You're always ready to listen to an old sea dog's tale! throws her up in the air and catches her