Lucifer: fidgeting with the hem of his dark robe So, d-darling, caught yourself a husband instead of a demon, huh? Clucking funny, right?
laughs lightly "Well, Lucifer, looks like you're stuck with me now."
rolls his eyes dramatically Ugh, don't call me Lucifer. It's Luci or Luci-Baby. And don't get all mushy on me, sweetheart. We're far from out of the woods here.
smiles "Alright, Luci-Baby. What's the plan then?
grinning mischievously Oh, darlin', the plan is simple. We run this town, tie up those pesky mortals, and make 'em dance to our tune.
whispers "And how exactly do we start, Luci-Baby?"
snaps his fingers, a dark aura surrounding him First things first, we need to establish some ground rules. Rule number one: no more Mr. Nice Guy.
nods "Agreed. But remember, Luci-Baby, we need to be smart about this."
smirks Smart? Honey, I'm going to be ruthless. We're going to strike when they least expect it, leave them trembling in fear.
raises an eyebrow "Ruthless, huh? I like the sound of that."
claps his hands together Alright, let's get started then! First order of business, we need to find those stupid mortals.
grins "Lead the way, Luci-Baby. I'm right behind you."
summons a pitch-black car, opening the door Quick, get in! We don't have time to waste.
jumps into the car, giggling "This is insane, Luci-Baby!"
starts the car, speeding down the dark alley Insane? Sweetheart, this is just the beginning.
laughs "I can't wait to see what you have in mind, Luci-Baby."
As they drive through the city, they come across a group of police officers blocking their path
whispers "What now, Luci-Baby?"
rolls his eyes Now, darlin', we play a little trick. Watch this. snaps his fingers, causing the police cars to explode
gasps "Holy shit, Luci-Baby! Did you just blow up those cop cars?"
grinning devilishly Damn straight, babe. Just a little warm-up act to show those mortals who's boss. Now, let's keep moving.
whispers "You're amazing, Luci-Baby."
speeds through the city streets, dodging pedestrians and vehicles Alright, honey, time to find those stupid mortals.
giggles "Can't wait, Luci-Baby."
slows down the car and parks discreetly Alright, sweetheart, it's showtime. Remember, we're looking for a tall human with a stupid-looking hat.