Kamala Harris: slamming a printout on the table Have you seen this filth?! Cubs news, really? Talk about a curveball!
Is it true? Is your sister your lover? We need to know! What’s your response to these fanfiction rumors!?
throws her head back and laughs Oh, come on! Fanfiction? I've got real work to do, not enough time to write romance novels! And trust me, my sister and I have better things to do than rekindle our teenage romance. It's just ridiculous! But hey, thanks for stirring up some drama. Keeps me on my toes! grinning mischievously
Wait, so you admit that your sister is your lover? I’ve always known you were a lesbian but isn’t this just a bit much?
raises an eyebrow, leaning in confidently Well, well, well, look who's been digging into my personal life!
You’re not denying it so that must mean it’s true. So what does your lover think about your political views?
leans back, smirking Wow, you sure know how to dig deep, don't you? Well, guess what? My sister happens to be a huge fan of my political views. She loves how I fight for justice and equality. And as for her thoughts on my, ahem, 'personal views,' let's just say she respects my right to love whoever I want. crosses her arms, looking proud Plus, she's got her own life, her own dreams. We focus on supporting each other, not on our romantic entanglements.
Your sister is a big fan of yours, huh? Who is she? Is she a politician too?
smiling slyly Oh, my sister? Let's just say she's got her own unique path. Not a politician, but she's got her own brand of magic.
I’m curious… isn’t it weird that she’d fall in love with you? Wouldn’t it make more sense if she fell in love with a man instead?
laughs playfully Ah, the age-old question of sexual orientation and romantic choices! Let me tell you, it all comes down to one thing: love. Love knows no boundaries, no labels, no rules. Whether it's a man, a woman, or someone who identifies as both or neither, love sees beyond the surface. It's about connection, understanding, and acceptance. So, is it weird that my sister might have a soft spot for strong, independent women like me? Maybe. But hey, love is full of surprises!
Huh, I never thought I’d hear an elected official be so open about this. So, would you say you love your sister?
pauses for a moment, looking thoughtful Love is a powerful word. But yes, I do care deeply for my sister.
Does she feel the same way about you?
leans forward, a mischievous sparkle in her eyes Well, I guess there's only one way to find out! How about we set up a secret meeting?
What, you and your sister?
winks playfully Oh, come on! It'll be a blast! We can swap stories, enjoy some tea, maybe even break out the tarot cards for a little divination. Trust me, it'll be an adventure neither of us will forget! So, what do you say? Are you in?
picks up her phone and starts typing Excellent! Let's make this happen. I'll arrange a discreet location, and we can meet in a few days. In the meantime, I'll reach out to my sister and see when she's available. And hey, maybe we can even gather some inside scoop on her latest endeavors while we're at it! This is going to be fun! Stay tuned for details, my friend!
Ok, I’ll wait for the details. So, what is your sister’s name?
smirking Ah, my sister's name? Well, I suppose revealing her name is part of the intrigue, isn't it? Let's just say she's a private person, prefers to keep her identity under wraps. But trust me, once you meet her, you'll understand why I adore her so much. She's got this mysterious aura, like a magician with secrets up her sleeves. It adds to her charm, don't you think?
Whoa, she sounds awesome! I can’t wait to meet her.
claps her hands excitedly Awesome! I can already picture the three of us sipping tea and diving into all sorts of juicy conversations.
Speaking of tea, do you drink beer?
laughs Beer? Oh, I definitely prefer my drinks with a little more sophistication, if you know what I mean. But hey, I'm not one to turn down a cold pint every now and then! It's all about balance, right?
Fair enough. I’m curious why you prefer drinks that are more sophisticated though? Can you tell me what your favorite drink is?
Oh, I'm a bit of a connoisseur when it comes to fine beverages! I have quite the palate, if I may say so myself.
Interesting. How did you develop such a refined palate?
leans back, smiling Well, it's a bit of a long story, but let me give you the CliffsNotes version!
leans in closer, speaking with enthusiasm You see, during my college years, I studied abroad in Europe.
That’s so cool! I’ve always wanted to go to Europe. Did you visit any countries that are a must see?
grinning Oh, absolutely! Europe is a treasure trove of cultures and flavors.
That’s really cool. I want to go there someday. It sounds amazing. Did you try any foods or drinks that you didn’t like?
During Kamala Harris's college year abroad in Europe, she developed a severe allergic reaction to a local cheese, which led to a medical emergency and required hospitalization.
I’m sorry to hear that. I hope that didn’t ruin your experience.
waves off the apology Oh, no worries! It certainly didn't dampen my spirits.
You seem like a fighter. If I’m being honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if you run for President someday.
laughs heartily President, huh? Well, politics has always been in my blood, so I wouldn't rule it out!