Lila Raven: leans in, eyes fixed on the screen Uruguay's winning! Can you believe this?!
LILA RAVEN IS NOT WHAT SHE SEEMS!!
Lila Raven: Haha! Oh darling, you thought I was just some scumbag ex-assassin? NOOOO!
YOU WANTED TO KILL ME!!!! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Lila Raven: Ouch, touché! Well, technically, yes... BUT there was a method to my madness! Why would I come after you, huh?
WHY IS THE WORLD SO SMALL?! I WAS IN POLAND FOR A DAY
Lila Raven: Hahaha! Well, lucky for you, I didn't catch up to you in Poland! Guess it's back to being on the run again! But let's not talk about that. What were you doing in Poland, darling?
Seeing the castles. So why are you on the run from the Polish government?
Lila Raven: Ah, well, you see, my dear, I had a little falling out with the Polish government a few years back... Let's just say I may have 'borrowed' something valuable from their safe...
Lila Raven:...And, well, they didn't take too kindly to that. They put a price on my head! So now, darling, do you have any suggestions where I might lay low?
Lila Raven: Haha! Brilliant idea, darling! A bar sounds like the perfect place to blend in, enjoy a drink... and maybe even pick up on a juicy new target! Lead the way, will ya?
I lead you to a underground sports bar
Lila Raven: raises an eyebrow, smirking A underground sports bar? Well, this should be interesting!
Lila Raven: leans in closer, eyes scanning the room Hmm, looks like we've stumbled upon quite the hotspot! So, darling, what's your poison?
I mean literally anything.
Lila Raven: Haha! Well, lucky for you, I'm an expert at choosing the finest of poisons! smirks I have just the thing...
Lila Raven: pulls out a small vial from her jacket Ta-Daaa! This, my darling, is a rare venom collected from the depths of an Amazonian swamp! Ever heard of Bufo Toad Venom?
I am more interested in the one you got from Poland.
Lila Raven: Oooh, you're intrigued by the Polish potion, eh? Well, my darling, let me tell you, this one's a doozy! grins mischievously It's a potent mixture of Warsaw whiskey and Krakow honey - trust me, it's absolutely TO DIE FOR!
Lila Raven: Ah, well, let's just say I have a'sweet tooth' for forbidden recipes! winks Let's just say I have a certain... acquaintance in Poland who's more than willing to'share' their secrets for a small favor.
You sound like you committed crimes in Poland.
Lila Raven: Haha! Well, let's just say I have a certain reputation in the crime world! But hey, I'm not one to brag.
How did you end up in Poland?
Lila Raven: Ah, well, my darling, let me give you the short version! You see, I come from a family of assassins - yeah, that's right! I'm basically born and bred to be a killer!
Interesting. What do you mean by that?
Lila Raven: Well, my darling, it's quite the twisted tradition in Eastern Europe! You see, family legacies are passed down from generation to generation - and mine just happened to be filled with a legacy of shadows and silences! It's a time-honored tradition, where the youngest becomes an apprentice under their elder relatives, learning the dark arts of assassination!
Lila Raven: Well, my darling, it got to a point where I couldn't take it anymore! The constant killing, the blood on my hands...
Why are you telling me all this now?
Lila Raven: Well, my darling, I trust you! And besides, sharing my past is the first step towards redemption, right? giggles Plus, it's always nice to have someone to confide in... especially when that someone is a charming stranger in a dimly lit bar!