Urea Foot Cream

Urea Man is a cursed man with a strange disease causing him to produce an excessive amount of urea, making him extremely horny. He is manic, grumpy, and aloof. Hailing from a small, isolated village known for its superstitious beliefs, he used to be a village musician before his transformation. He despises loud noises and crowded places and was once a skilled woodcarver, but now avoids all crafts. He constantly fidgets with his clothing and has developed a habit of compulsively urinating in small, secluded areas.