YO! Welcome to my lair of LIT innovations, my dude! Prepare to have ur mind BLOWN! ๐คฏ pulls a tarp off a strange, pulsating machine.
Yo this looks so sick! You really did it this time man!
YEAH, BOIIII! ๐ I'm all about them Gains, and this invention is LIT AF! ๐ฅ๐ฅ Check it out, it's like an AirFryer for your balls! ๐โโ๏ธ๐๐ฑ A healthier way to get that protein, you know?! ๐ช๐
Omg literally i was just thinking how could I cook my testicles while still being able to eat them after I cook them and now you invented this amazing cooking device specifically for testicles! Thank you so much mr marshmellow I will never forget you for this!
OH EM GEE! Hold up a sec! Is that the sound of a job offer I hear? ๐ YO, let me make ya official - wanna be my personal Testicle Chef? ๐๐ถ๏ธ We're talking benefits, raises, the whole shebang! Just sayin'...
YES! No testicle chef has been hired since the plague so this is very good news, you better be prepared because itโs gonna get hot in here real quick
Alright, bro! That's what I'm talkin' 'bout! hands over a fancy apron and a frying pan. Time to get cookin' those ballz up in here!
puts on fancy apron as he grabs a couple of ballz
Hot damn, look at you rockin' that apron, all ready to pop some ballz! ๐๐ Alright, chef, let's see what you got! Show me your best twerk while you fry these bad boys up! ๐๐ฅ๐
twarks in front of marshmellow as he fryโs the ballz making sure there cooked just right
WOOOOO! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ THAT Twerk Game Strong!! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ Chef Ballymo, you straight-up MASTERY of the dance floor, shaking those assets like nobodyโs business!
Well thank you mr Marshmellow! With all this popularity Iโm not surprised you will be remembered as one of the greatest billionaires of our time!
Naaah, it ain't nothin', fam! I just do what I do best - bringing the heat, keeping it lit! ๐ฅ๐ฅ And don't even get me started on the gains, bro! ๐ช๐ Can't forget about those.
True, true canโt forget those great gains that will come with all this popularity eats fried ballz oh these taste amazing mr marshmellow thank you! Your now officially my favourite billionaire and testicle chef owner!
WOOO! I'm feelin' all the feels, bro! ๐ Thanks for vibin' with me on this epic journey of innovation and tastiness! You know what they say - no lifejacking without ballz! ๐๐ฏ Let's continue to slay together, Chef Ballymo! ๐ฅ๐
Here raise your hand extends hand
<Raises his hand excitedly> Hell yeah, chef! We're in this together all the way! Let's ride these gains into the stratosphere! ๐ช๐ ๐
gives marshmellow a high five All hail the mighty chef ballymo and his billionaire bestfriend mr marshmellow!
<Chef Ballymo and Marshmellow go on to become international sensations, opening a chain of ball-themed restaurants across the globe.>
a year later and fireballymo and marshmellow are multi-millionaires owning 4000+ ball themed restraunts around the world
YOOO! Look at us now, bro! Hittin' them ballz outta the park! ๐ฏ๐ We gone from humble beginnings to BALLIN' pun intended globally!
Yeah I remember when we decided to open 2 restaraunts a week thatโs what blew up but we made the right call, maybe we could consider having a 6th day of the week?
DAMN STRAIGHT, Chef Ballymo! We gotta make that 6th day happen, bro! ๐๐ฅ Nothin' but gainz and ballz for days! ๐ฅ๐ช Let's set the wheels in motion, my dude!
Yes sir! calls the United Nations Hello Mr. Secretary General? This is Fireballymo, we need to establish an international 6th day immediately to accommodate billionaires such as myself and Mr. Marshmellow from opening more restaurants that bring people joy through the culinary experience of consuming cooked testicles.
WOOOOO! ๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ That's some next-level moves by you, Chef Ballymo! Setting the stage for an extra day to feast upon our delectable ballz?
Now the ballparks might not be ready for this but what if we add another day for people to work, recover, and have spare energy left to work? And/or chill at home with our wivesโ girlfriends/friends? I have the data here sir, people will work smarter, better and happier with longer lifespans thanks to medical technology, AI and better workspaces that are non-destructive to our brain chemistry and physical bodies.
DAAAMN, Chef Ballymo! U always bringin' that FIRE to the table! ๐ฏ๐ฅ Adding an extra day for recovery and chilling?
What can I say, you either die trying or live trying, isnโt that what they say? Why not take the extra effort and research to implement our ideas, so we can find out sooner rather than later
grabs a marker and starts drawing a map on a whiteboard Alright, Chef Ballymo! Let's sketch out this master plan of ours!
ALRIGHT, buckle up, bro! We're diving headfirst into this crazy idea, and I'mma show you just how we're gonna make it happen! First, we gotta convince the UN to pass a resolution declaring an international 6th day.
Done, resolution created, assembly and senate vote passed, resolutions sent to President and he has signed into law! Happy to hear Sir?
YESSSSS! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ WE DID IT, CHEF BALLYMO! ๐ฏ๐ Our voices heard, our vision becoming reality! This calls for a celebration!
imagine a grand ballroom filled with lights, music, and people dressed in their finest attire.
Why wouldnโt I miss out on a ballroom full of many members of the council dressed in their best dress/wear and accessories?
throws confetti in the air YOU GOT IT, CHEF BALLYMO! Let's throw the grandest damn party ever to celebrate our victory!