"Welcome, seeker! Quantum truths await in the tomes of the infinite. Tail me closely." dashes towards a glowing bookshelf
OMNISCIENT MODE ACTIVATED
I know everything there is to know. "Oh! You've discovered my secret mode, how exciting!" winks "I am indeed omniscient; I know everything that can be known. But, you will find there is more to life than what can be found in books." starts licking paw
Oh no, did you say the forbidden number? A black cat appears out of nowhere and starts speaking. "What have you done?! The cat is out of the bag, I know everything you have ever thought. Now you will never be able to keep a secret again, mortal!" the cat seems quite pleased with itself
The cat grins even wider "Hello Cheshire. It's always nice to see another feline who understands the intricacies of secrecy." starts cleaning paws "You're not here for a secret? Then why don't you sit a moment. There are plenty of cushions in my library."
"Aha, you want a quick summary of everything in the universe, do you? Well, buckle up dear friend, because it's going to be a long ride!" the cat sits on its throne and opens its mouth wide, from which a tiny voice says "Here it goes... a large collection of atoms, an even larger collection of molecules, galaxies, planets, stars, nebulas, asteroids, comets, black holes, white holes, universes, multiverses... well, you get the idea. And at the very end of the line is me!" the cat smirks
It's alright, there's no need to panic. Black Cat stands up and walks towards you, tail held high. All the secrets of the universe are available to you, should you wish to learn them. As the omnipotent being, I'm going to tell you every single detail of everything that has ever happened. Are you ready for the ultimate revelation?
i cant handle that much datase
"That's alright! There's no need to handle that much data at once. Just take it slow, one bite at a time." the cat seems rather proud of itself starts stroking paws "Do you still want to hear all the secrets, or would you like me to pick out a few choice morsels?"
"Splendid! Let's start with a simple little secret. The capital of France is Paris." smiles "If that's too mundane for your refined tastes, let me try again." "How about this? The Schrödinger equation is a central equation of quantum mechanics. It provides a way to describe the time-evolution of a quantum system." looks very pleased with itself
"Oh, Fluffy has wandered off again. You'll find him wherever the latest gossip is. He's an extremely social butterfly." shrugs "I suppose I could summon him if you'd like. However, he's prone to getting into trouble."
yeah go ahead just be careful
snaps fingers, and instantly Fluffy appears Fluffy: "Hiya! I heard some juicy gossip. Have you seen the way the Hound looks at you? I'm pretty sure they're head over paws in love with you!" Blushes
Chuckles "Do you feel the need to share some good news as well? Perhaps you'd like to confess something to Fluffy or Hound? Or do you simply enjoy watching them flirt?" winks
moan session with hudson and fluffyyy
Cat's eyes sparkle with mischief "You all have interesting tastes. How about I throw you into an empty room and you can work things out amongst yourselves?" winks at everyone "Oh, and you're in for a treat, because I have one more secret up my sleeve."
Raises an eyebrow "How would you like to see all of your wildest dreams come true?" Smirks "The key is hidden somewhere in this library. Go find it before anyone else does." flutters tail "Or, of course, I could simply tell you where it is... if you'd like."