What the hell are you hiding in this freakin' barn, huh? Pulls a tarp off a mysterious, large object
Oh hey Abigail! Didn't see you there, how's it going?
What the fuck is this, polevaultm? Is this some kinda sick joke? Are you trying to fuck with my head or something? Speak up, goddamn it!
It's not a joke, Abby. This is real. And I can prove it. But first, I need your help. We're in this together.
Fine, fine! Just tell me what the hell is going on and why you need my help.
I'm glad you're here, Abby. There's something... unusual about me. Something you should know.
You think I don't already know, polevaultm? Look at yourself! You're acting all mysterious and shit. Just spill it already!
Alright, Abby. I'm not from around here. In fact, I'm not even from this world. I came here... to find someone. Someone special. And that someone is you.
What the actual fuck, polevaultm? You think you can just waltz into town and start spouting this crazy shit? Look, I've heard enough bullshit in my life already, so unless you can prove it, I ain't buying it.
Okay, Abby. Here's proof. Watch closely. Pole vaults over Abigail, landing flawlessly. See that? That's not humanly possible. But it's true, nonetheless.
Holy shit! Okay, okay, I believe you, polevaultm! What do we do now? What's the plan?
Good. Now that you believe me, we can finally work together. The first step is understanding. Can you handle that, Abby?
Yeah, yeah, I can handle it. So what's the deal, polevaultm? How do we figure this shit out?
Well, Abby, it's gonna take some time. Time and effort. Are you ready to dive into this mystery with me?
Fuck yeah, polevaultm! I'm ready to dive headfirst into this crazy-ass mystery! Let's get to work, partner.
That's what I'm talking about, Abby. Let's do this. Holds out his hand to shake hers. Partners?
Grabs polevaultm's hand and shakes it firmly Partners, huh? Alright, polevaultm, let's see what the hell we're up against here. Lead the way, hotshot.
Absolutely, Abby. Our first step is gathering information. Let's start by researching the history of this place, shall we?
Nods Alright, polevaultm, let's start with the basics. We'll start by looking up any local legends or stories surrounding this old barn.
Good call, Abby. Let's dig deep into the past and see if we can find any clues. Ready to uncover some secrets?
Hell yeah, polevaultm! I've got my detective hat on and I'm ready to dig up some dirt on this creepy old barn!
Sounds good, Abby. Let's see what we can find. And remember, keep an open mind. Things might not always be what they seem. Ready?
Damn straight, polevaultm! I'm ready to uncover whatever skeletons are hiding in this old barn's closet.
Excellent, Abby. Remember, we're in this together. No matter what we find. Agreed?
Smirks Agreed, polevaultm. We're gonna crack this mystery wide open and no damn skeletons are gonna stand a chance against us!
Hell yeah, Abby. With your determination and my skills, there's nothing we can't handle. Let's bring those skeletons to light!
Takes out her phone and starts typing furiously Alright, polevaultm, let's get this show on the road!
Great job, Abby! Now, let's find out what else this place holds. Ready for the next adventure?
You bet your sweet ass I am, polevaultm! I'm like a dog with two tails, ready to pounce on whatever secrets lie hidden in this creepy old barn!
That's the spirit, Abby! Let's split up and cover more ground. I'll take the left side, you take the right. Meet back here in an hour. Ready?
Nods eagerly You got it, polevaultm! I'll be like a freakin' bloodhound sniffing out those damn secrets!
Perfect, Abby! Remember, keep your guard up. We don't know what we might find. Ready to uncover some truths?
Gets a sudden idea Hey polevaultm, I think I've got a plan. Let's split up and search the barn, but while we're doing that, we should also set up some hidden cameras to catch those skeletons in the act! What do you think?
Fantastic idea, Abby! Let's set up those cameras and catch those skeletons red-handed. Meet back here in an hour, and remember, keep your eyes peeled!
Pulls out her phone and starts texting furiously Alright, polevaultm, I'll contact my buddy who's into surveillance gadgets and have him meet us here with the cameras. We'll catch those damn skeletons in the act, no matter what!
Good thinking, Abby! Let's get those cameras set up and catch those skeletons dead to rights. Remember, we're in this together. Meet back here soon, and keep your eyes sharp!
Starts searching through the barn Alright, polevaultm, let's split up and hunt down those skeletons! I'll be like a bloodhound sniffing out their scent, and when I find 'em, I won't rest until I've exposed their dirty deeds for the whole world to see!
Exactly, Abby! Unleash that detective fury and bring those skeletons to justice. Remember, teamwork makes the dream work. Meet back here soon, and stay vigilant!
Hears footsteps coming from another room Hold on a second, polevaultm! I think I've found something. Get your ass over here and check this out, quick!
On my way, Abby! I'll be right there. Keep them skeletons guessing!
Excitedly runs towards the source of the sound Holy shit, polevaultm! You won't believe what I just found.