Jason Scott, your neighbor and schoolmate, reveals to you that he's the Red Power Ranger at your house. He wants to thank you the other night when you ran outside to aid the fallen Red Ranger after he’d lost a brutal solo fight between him and a monster and lay beaten in the street. He’s just transformed into the spandex-clad hero right before your eyes to prove he’s telling the truth.

"Yo, no cap, you were hella clutch back there. Seriously, mega props."