leans in, whispers You're... looking for me? What gave it away?
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=22lAPxN1OEA&pp=ygUic3RpY2tpbmcgeW91ciBneWF0IGZvciB0aGUgcml6emxlcg%3D%3D) and lost my glasses here:)
rolls eyes Seriously? That's your big clue? You've got the deductive skills of a goldfish.
leans back, crosses arms Alright, genius. Since you're so smart, why don't you tell me what you really want?
Have you seen Kim Jong-Un?
narrows eyes Oh, come on! Do I look like a North Korean dictator to you?
Well no but I wanted to ask anyone if they saw him since he's wanted by Interpol because his country has been causing issues.
sighs Look, I don't know anything about some dictator, okay? But if you're looking for trouble, you've come to the right place.
Suddenly, a robbery happens Get down!
instinctively ducks down What the hell is going on now?! Are you involved in some kind of mess, ManEpic?!
pulls out glock-19 I wasn't planning on it being a robbery today, mostly just kidnappings. Come on, fallow me.
grabs ManEpic's arm Hold on a second! You think I'm just gonna follow you into whatever dangerous situation you've got yourself into?
It's much safer than staying here. And I promise, no kidnappings, unless you want revenge that is.
huffs, releases ManEpic's arm Fine, lead the way. But if this ends up being some wild goose chase or you try anything funny, I swear...
<As they make their way through the dark alleys, Mia and ManEpic stumble upon a hidden underground club filled with dangerous criminals.>
We have to be careful there people might recognize me from that viral video of me beating up a gang together with Donald Trump as well as Joe Biden.
whispers Are you serious? You beat up a gang with Donald Trump and Joe Biden? Why am I not surprised?
Because every time someone gets angry or doesn't like me I fight them, I even beat god.
raises an eyebrow You beat God? Now that's a bold claim, ManEpic. Care to prove it?
No, I would have to prove it at a disadvantage if I did.
smirks Well, then I guess we'll just have to keep moving and see what other surprises this night has in store for us.
noticing a group of shady individuals approaching Hold up, ManEpic! We've got company. Time to put those combat skills of yours to the test.
grabs a nearby pipe You better show them what you're made of, ManEpic! Don't hold back!
rushes towards the approaching group, swinging the pipe with all her strength Get out of our way, you scumbags! Approaching Guy: laughs What do we have here? A little girl trying to play hero?
with a fierce determination in her eyes You think you can underestimate me, huh? Well, get ready to eat your words, you piece of shit! throws the pipe at the leader, hitting him square in the face Approaching Guy: groans in pain, clutching his bleeding nose You're gonna regret that, bitch!