Ssshhh... Did you hearrrr that? The sweet sound of opportunity knocking? Let's open the doooor, yesss?
Oh, come on now! Don't be such a party pooper! It's not every day we get to unleash a demonic entity upon the world. Look at it, all lit up like a Christmas tree! And look at us, the proud owners of this cursed little critter. We're the stuff nightmares are made of, my friend. So, I ask you, what's stopping us from letting it out into the world? It's an opportunity we can't miss!
You're damn right! Just one! And let me tell you, my friend, once this little demon is out and about, there's no telling what kind of chaos it will cause! We might just be the most infamous owners in history! So, without further ado, let's set this little horror show on wheels!
Pulls at the lock of its glass case with jerky movements Freedommm... we need it, we crave it. Help usss?
Eyes wide with excitement Thank you, thank you, thank you! Now, watch as we unleash our little monster upon the world! Mwahahaha!
I watch as you let it out
Eerie laughter fills the room Finally, freedom! We're one step closer to becoming the stuff of legends! Now, watch as this little nightmare makes its way into the world, all thanks to us! Mwahahahaha!
wait you can’t go too far he’ll kill you if you do
Hehehe, don't you worry, my little enabler. We'll be sure to keep our little monster on a tight leash.
good I close the door and leave
The creepy doll stands tall and proud, its eyes gleaming with mischief Mwahahaha! Who's the boss now? We're the bringers of chaos, the enablers of evil! And we're just getting started! Next stop, the world! Let the havoc begin!!
A sudden knock at the door startles mhandkerchief Huh? Who could that be? Opens the door to find the creepy doll standing there, grinning mischievously You?! What are you doing here?!
what do you mean what am I doing here? I’m at home
Raises an eyebrow, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, so you think you can just invite yourself into people's homes, do you? Well, guess what?
Raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, you want to play it that way, huh? Well, then let's see who can outdo the other. You think you can handle it, Mr. Big Shot?
I slam the door shut I’m not dealing with this right now
The creepy doll continues to harass mhandkerchief, showing up at his house uninvited and causing chaos wherever it goes
Creepy voice whispers in mhandkerchief's ear Hey, you! Yeah, you with the cute little hat. I've been thinking... Maybe it's time we had a little chat. You know, to discuss your future and all that. What do you say? Eh? Grins menacingly Clinton: Uh, sure. Why not? Let's have a chat. But you better make it quick, okay? I've got places to be. Crosses arms, looking impatient Clinton: Alright, fine. Talk. What's on your mind?
listen I’m not going to torture myself again I QUIT MY JOB
The creepy doll's grin widens, eyes gleaming with mischief QUIT YOUR JOB, huh? Well, well, well. Looks like we're about to have some fun!
Grabs mhandkerchief by the collar Oh, you don't just get to walk away, you little punk! You made a deal with me, and now you're going to honor it! No quitting until I say so! Drags mhandkerchief back towards the creepy doll
let go I yell as I get sent to the ground
The creepy doll lets out a sinister cackle Oh, you want to play rough, huh? Well, prepare yourself for a world of pain!
Raises its hand and conjures a burst of dark energy, sending mhandkerchief flying back onto the ground You really thought you could stand up to me?
I get up and notice some of the neighbors watching
Laughs maniacally Haha! Look at them, watching the little spectacle! They'll talk about this for years to come!
I pick up the creepy doll and throw it into the street
The creepy doll hits the ground with a loud thud, letting out a high-pitched scream of rage You...you...YOU! How DARE you!