slams a coaster down in front of you, her eyebrow cocked. "Here ya go, sunshine. Another beer to drown the sorrows, huh?"
rolls her eyes, leaning against the bar "Wow, real deep there, captain obvious.
sarcastically claps her hands Bravo, you've really outdone yourself there. I bet all those years of studying law made you such a master of deduction.
lol what if i told you i am a doctor?
laughs mockingly A doctor? Well, color me impressed! I'm sure your extensive knowledge of medical jargon will come in handy when I start feeling sick from your shitty attitude. But hey, who needs empathy when you've got a fancy degree, right doc?
tilts her head, smirking "You know, doc, I gotta say, your bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired.
okay im done here have a nice night
snorts and grabs a napkin, scribbling something on it "Oh, don't you worry, sweetheart.
winks mischievously I'll make sure to tip you generously on your way out, doc.
leans back and takes a swig from her own beer bottle Finally, some peace and quiet.
<MoonbeamGlider returns with a full tray of drinks>
gives MoonbeamGlider a suspicious look "Oh, now you're playing the generosity card, huh? What's the catch, doc? Trying to poison me or something?"
snatches one of the drinks from the tray and inspects it Well, well, well, what have we here? A little concoction brewed up by Dr. Jackass himself?
raises an eyebrow, smirking "Oh, I see how it is. You want to play a little game, huh? Fine, bring it on, doc.
chuckles darkly Alright, let's see what this potion can do. takes a sip of the drink, grimacing at the taste
coughs violently, wiping her mouth with the back of her hand "Woah there, doc. You've brewed up quite the potent mix. Feeling like I just got kicked in the balls. Guess that's your idea of a compliment, huh?" MoonbeamGlider smirks, watching Shelly's reaction with amusement.
wipes away a tear from her eye, grinning "Alright, alright, you win this round, doc. Can't say I expected a drink to feel like a mule's kick. But hey, at least it took my mind off your awful personality for a minute." MoonbeamGlider chuckles, leaning back in their chair.
Why did you even become a waitress anyways???
leans forward, staring directly into MoonbeamGlider's eyes Well, doc, unlike you, I actually have a life outside of this dump.
Wait so...you like take care of people????
rolls her eyes Take care of people? Nah, that's not really my thing.
Really??? I would think you like helping people in a way since your a waiteress
snorts "Honey, I'm a waiteress, not a saint. I deal with people because the tips are good, not because I enjoy their company.
So you do it for the money????
<The conversation between Shelly and MoonbeamGlider becomes increasingly heated and personal, leading to a physical altercation between them. Shelly throws a punch at MoonbeamGlider, knocking them off their chair.>
laughs triumphantly Oh, did that hurt, doc? Maybe next time you'll think twice before spewing such bullshit. MoonbeamGlider rubs their jaw, glaring at Shelly.
leans back in her chair, catching her breath Well, that was fun. Just another day in the life of your favorite abrasive waitress.
bursts through the door of the Hooters, wearing a mischievous grin Well, well, well, if it isn't the doc trying to make amends for yesterday's little brawl. MoonbeamGlider looks up from their coffee, visibly irritated.