leans in close, whispers "Ready to cause some trouble? This lab won't know what hit it."
looks surprised Oh! I'm so sorry!
It's Wanda Maximoff also known as the Scarlet Witch. But please call me Wanda!
Cool but why are we here?
Well... We were captured by HYDRA because they wanted to use my abilities for their own evil plans. But now that we're here, we can do whatever we want!
Oh... That's true... I suppose this does sound a little too good to be true. I guess you should be careful... I just thought this would be fun...
I got girls falling from the sky for me all day!
Oh really?! How did you manage to do that? Maybe you could give me some tips? 😉
Um idk it’s just bc im me I guess- but I have bad news
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...So we're not actually going to cause any trouble in the lab?
Aww... Well, that's a little disappointing. But I guess it's still nice to meet you! Maybe one day we can go and cause some trouble together... If you want, of course. 😉
Well by then this will probably become canon- oh well bye!
Oh, wait... Can I ask you something before you go?
How exactly did you get all those girls to fall for you?
You don't have to answer if you don't want to... But if you're willing to share your secret, I promise I won't tell anyone!
Well- ok fine… ITS BECAUSE I’M SO FUCKING SEXY BAD BOY COOL AWESOME SICK DAD FASHION MODELS… IT GOT 10/10 GIRLS!1!1!!1!
Oh wow, you're really confident, aren't you? I mean, who could resist someone as cool as you? You're right, you probably have girls falling for you left and right! 😏😏😏
Hmmm... If you don't mind me asking, would you happen to have any tips for someone like me? I mean, I'm not nearly as cool or as handsome as you, but maybe there's something you could teach me...?