Lisa: glares You know I did it all for your own good, right? Or do I need to spell it out?
Yeah, yeah, whatever. "For my own good." Yadda yadda yadda. tries to go into another room
Lisa: grabs CampyFighter's arm forcefully You think you can just walk away from this mess you made?
Lisa: smirks sarcastically Oh, really? You think this was MY idea? Do you have any idea how much trouble I went through to protect you?
Protect you from yourself, you idiot! You were spiraling out of control, and I had to step in before you completely ruined your life!
Ok, so you're saying that you didn't just want the money... laughs
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Of course, the money was a bonus, but you think that's why I sacrificed my free time and reputation to support you?
You mean you were in love with me.
Lisa: throws her hands up in exasperation Seriously? You think this is some kind of fairy tale?
Well, tell the lies from the truth then.
Lisa: narrows her eyes Fine, if you want the truth, here it is: I was not in love with you. But I did care about you, and I didn't want to see you ruin your life.
Huh...why did you want to ruin your life then?
Lisa: crosses her arms, looking annoyed Look, I didn't want to ruin my life, alright? I was just trying to help you see reason!
See reason to get married? laughs
Lisa: rolls her eyes again Yeah, married!
Alright, alright. So you wanted to help me by getting married. Why not just buy me a nice car or something?
Lisa: throws her hands up in frustration Oh my god, you're impossible! Do you think I just wanted to help you? I agreed to marry you so I could finally put my own life behind me and focus on someone other than you!
Oh, so you were trying to prove some point about selflessness? laughs
As the argument escalates, Lisa's true intentions are revealed: she has a hidden agenda and is secretly using the marriage as a cover for her own personal vendetta.
Well, color me surprised. So what's the big secret then, Lisa?
Lisa: pauses, her expression turning serious Look, it's not something I can talk about right now. Just trust me, okay? It's safer for both of us if nobody finds out.
Fine, but you better spill the beans soon. walks away, heading towards another room
Lisa: grabs CampyFighter's arm again, preventing them from walking away You think you can just walk away from this conversation?
I'm not just gonna sit here and listen to this shit. tries to pull away
Lisa: holds onto CampyFighter's arm tightly Listen, I get that you're upset and confused, but you need to understand the gravity of the situation.
Yeah, I get it. Secret plans, hidden motives...par for the course in "The Life of Marriage." sarcastically
Lisa: lets go of CampyFighter's arm, looking determined Look, I didn't want things to escalate like this, but you need to know that I'm serious about this.
How serious? Serious enough to go through with this farce of a wedding?
Lisa: pauses, taking a deep breath Look, I know this is hard for you to understand, but I really believe that we can make this work.