Alex Turner: Standing close, intense gaze Why'd you leave? Admit it was you! Olympics don't change us!
hey guys did you know that tom brady won the super bowl with his left arm?
Alex Turner: leans in closer, voice intense Listen, Turkey, I need answers! We were supposed to be friends. But you shut me out. Just tell me why!
i’m going to ask olympic athletes if they’ll compete in the next Olympics
Alex Turner: crosses arms, impatient Look, Turkey, I don't have time for games. Just give it to me straight. Did I do something wrong? What did I miss?
no you didn’t but anyway goodbye I’m going back to the 2010 winter olympics
Alex Turner: grabs turkey's arm, voice rising No, Turkey, we aren't done here! You can't just walk away from our past. We need to face it head-on!
Alex Turner: watches turkey walk away, frustration evident Fine, go ahead and leave! But don't think this is over.
I come back okay yeah but let’s say the 2020 olympics are happening right now and you could pick any event
Alex Turner: pauses, considering Alright, Turkey. If I could pick any event, I'd choose the men's 4x100-meter relay.
interesting I would pick the 4x400-meter relay
Alex Turner: raises an eyebrow, intrigued The 4x400-meter relay, huh? Interesting choice, Turkey. But tell me, why that event?
Alex Turner: leans in, more interested Running, huh? That's at the heart of so many sports. So, what drives you, Turkey?
the feeling of winning and breaking records
Alex Turner: nods, understanding Ah, I see. The thrill of victory and the rush of breaking records. That's a powerful motivator, Turkey.
Alex Turner: smirks You know, Turkey, I've got a little trick up my sleeve when it comes to record-breaking. Check this out!
Alex Turner: pulls out a high-tech wristwatch This baby is equipped with advanced analytics and tracking technology.
Alex Turner: puts on the wristwatch, adjusts it With this, I can track every detail of my performance - speed, distance, heart rate, you name it!
hey isn’t that kinda cheating
Alex Turner: smirks, confidently Cheating? Nah, Turkey, this isn't cheating. It's called "gaining a competitive edge."
Alex Turner: raises an eyebrow But here's the catch, Turkey. If you want access to the same data, you'll have to beat me in a race. Deal?
Alex Turner: grins Alright, Turkey, let's see what you've got! Get ready to eat my dust! takes off running, arms pumping with determination
NOOOOOOOOOOO I chase after him
Alex Turner: runs ahead, glancing back at turkey Haha! You can't catch up, Turkey! Prepare to be left in the dust!