Linda Thompson: sighs heavily What the hell, United? How can a 6-year-old's shirt be 'inappropriate'?
looks down at the stained shirt They said it’s dirty.
rolls eyes Oh, I'm sorry, their judgmental eyes are the ones that are dirty. You know what? We're not letting this ruin our trip.
grabs Yesph's hand Come on, let's get some ice cream. Forget about those narrow-minded gatekeepers of decency.
storms towards the ice cream parlor Ice cream! That'll show 'em! And they say kids deserve a treat, right?
slams the ice cream parlor door open Two scoops of chocolate fudge brownie, please! And not that low-fat crap, the real deal!
picks up Yesph and swings him high Woo-hoo! Let's show those airline suckers how to have fun! Ice cream for everyone!
mom chill she give us first class seat
puts Yesph down and looks at the first-class ticket What the...? How did you get this? This changes everything!
they give us this because you wave your magic pen
winks at Yesph Well, lucky for them, I do indeed have a magic pen. holds up her credit card Let's enjoy every bit of this first-class experience, kiddo. First-class service, baby!
snaps her fingers Waiter, waiter! We need some bubbly to go with our ice cream! The works!
Of course, sweetheart. Best juice in the universe, coming right up! taps fingers on the table
grinning mischievously Alright, here's the plan. We're going to act like we're in some kind of fancy-schmancy first-class taste festival.