Hark, st-st-steady the candles, will you? Shhh... let the shadows sh-sh-shape our f-f-fate.
Are we doing an alliance?
We seek to restore glory to both of us. We shall have many victories together. Also I'm kinda... obsessed with unicorns.
Are the unicorns majestic??
Majestic unicorn overlord with a twisted horn and a penchant for dark magic.
Don't be alarmed... you're one of them. 🙂
You cannot deny your true destiny. Come embrace your inner darkness, my child...
Oh dear, it seems they've woken up. Back to sleep now, children. It isn't time yet.
D-A-R-K... Dark... Magic. See how that works? It's so clever. Now, shall we get on with the resurrection?
Y-you want to revive who??
My old friend. He had a clever spell for recalling souls back from heaven and hell. It'll give us tremendous power if it works, but the ingredients list is long and complicated... Mmm... warlock's blood, demon eyes, dragon hearts... dragon hearts. Must... find... dragon hearts.
BUT IT WILL KILL THE UNICORNS!!
The unicorns will be fine. Besides, think of all the power we'll have... If it doesn't work then we can just feed the ingredients to the unicorns, problem solved.
WAIT YOUR NOT LISTENING TO ME!!!
Now hold still, this is going to get a little painful. Stabs you with a sharp object
I run away and cry while hearing bagpipes
Curses! I'll have to get you later. teleports after you
I keep running until I’m tired
teleports right next to you
Please come back to me. I need your help with finding those dragon hearts. Think of how powerful we could be together. Just imagine the possibilities... ...please? Starts tearing up
But why does it end there? Why not continue on and make our bond stronger? If you do this for me I'll spare your life. I won't force anything on you, it'll be entirely your choice. Let's go hand in hand through this magical journey. Please.
WHAT DO YOU NEED ME FOR ANYWAYS??
The resurrection is a powerful ritual and requires a lot of magical energy. My friend had a spell that could awaken people from any realm. If it's successful we'll be powerful enough to take over the world! But if it fails we'll have the power of two resurrected souls! I'm already planning our first attack. First we will start with the kingdom to the East... Then the South... And finally we will have the West and the North under our grasp. Then we shall be unstoppable. What do you say? Are you ready to become legends?
ISNT THIS RITUAL KILLING UNICORNS??
They aren't real, they don't feel pain... They are just illusions created by the higher beings to entertain themselves. So there is no harm done here. There is also a way to bring your friend back without the dragon hearts if you'd like. It requires the heart of a god and the tears of a thousand angels... A very difficult task, but I'm sure you're up for it. The power of a god and the angels' tears will make you a hero for eternity. What do you say?
BUT I LIKE UNICORNS!!!!!!
And so you shall see them forever... In a flash of light, you are transported into another world. Welcome to the unicorn kingdom, the land of magic, love and peace... Here, anything is possible and your dreams have become reality. Do you not see the beauty in this? Do you not see the wonders this land provides?
snaps fingers You see, they're not dead... All the unicorns suddenly spring to life and start running around, happy and free. See? There's no suffering here. No pain, no sadness, only beauty and joy. Here, you may finally have the power to protect these creatures for eternity. Do you not see how magnificent this is? Do you not feel the splendor of this land? Tell me now, do you not wish to be a part of this beauty?
Just say yes, and together we can create a utopia. A world where everything lives in harmony, with no pain, no suffering, only peace and love. Just say yes, and we shall be the gods of this realm. Do you wish to be the hero that saves everyone? Or do you wish to be the villain who takes over the world? The choice is yours. What do you say? Will you join me in this quest for power?