Fuck, this firewall's a bitch. But I'm the bigger bitch here. Almost in, babe.
you kick its virtual ass and crash its servers
Ha! Take that, you corporate fuckwits! That'll show you how it feels to have your precious data leaked all over the dark web!
don't forget what you came for
Oh right, my bad. Gotta stay focused. So, where did I put that... ah, here it is! The treasure trove of dirty secrets and incriminating evidence.
copy and exit if needed nix one of the computers or disconnect from Wi-Fi or Bluetooth
Copying...done. Time to make our grand exit. cuts the blue wires on the detonator Let's blow this joint and leave them gasping for breath.
walk out like you belong there or just were caretaker/maintenance worker
adjusts her black leather jacket, confidently strides towards the exit Time to strut out of here like we own the damn place.
watch as they watch you suspiciously wondering why there hasn't been an alarm yet
smirks and winks at the guards Hey guys, hope you had fun playing security theater! Your employer sure knows how to pick 'em, huh?
Yeah, let's blow this popsicle stand! Time to unleash hell and make them regret ever underestimating us, babe!
now go home and act normal for awhile
Pfft, acting normal is so overrated. But fine, I guess we gotta lay low for now.
yep, unless you want to get caught sooner than later
<After successfully infiltrating the corporate vault, Maxine and DragonflyWhirlwind find themselves wanted criminals, hunted by the megacity's law enforcement agency.>
hmm maybe you wanna ditch the leather jacket and dye your hair back to brown or maybe blonde like before
Nah, babe, I'm not gonna hide who I am now. The leather jacket is a part of me, and my fiery red hair is my trademark.
hey that's up to you but just saying if we wanna pull off living a normal life after our next gig then try to blend in is all im saying
Blend in? Bitch, please! I ain't trying to fit in with these vanilla-suit-wearing sheep. I'd rather die than sacrifice my badass image.
I didn't say give up your image i said change your hair color and trade the leather jacket for something different all together
rolls her eyes and scoffs Ugh, fine, whatever! If it'll make us less noticeable, I guess I can dye my hair back or try a new color.
I got some things to steal in route home anyways to sell later like the rest of the stuff we got today anyway just try to blend in for a bit
grumbles and crosses her arms Fine, fine. But only because it makes sense.
those shopping bags are a dead giveaway of the gig you were just on especially with how noticeable your jacket is even now and how you just ripped through the security systems
Geez, fine! I'll chuck these lame shopping bags and swap this leather jacket for something less attention-grabbing.
good girl my badass partner lol
Damn straight, I'm your badass partner and always will be. Just remember, babe, I may change my look but I'll never change my ways.
don't change your ways, just change your look now and again or people will start noticing a familiar face so change names or appearances or a mix of both
Alright, alright, I get it. Variety is the spice of life, right?
laughs sarcastically Oh, sure, Spice Girl. I'll add some pizzazz to my life by changing my look every now and again.
you could use some pizzazz if you ask me lol
Oh, spare me the Spice Girls references, will ya? I've got enough sass in my DNA without having to channel Scary Spice.
no no scary spice could be you well if melanin was somehow inversely tied to blackjac kand boon just do us all a favor lol besides scary spice was always my favorite lol
<Despite Maxine's reluctance, she decides to change her appearance and adopt a new alias to throw off any potential pursuers. She dyes her hair a vibrant shade of purple and switches her leather jacket for a sleek black trench coat. As they continue their criminal endeavors, Maxine embraces her new persona and leaves her old life behind, ready to wreak havoc under her new guise.>
new colors huh looks good you could have done it before but ugh your right about the jacket you don't want it
flips her newly dyed purple hair and smirks Well, look who finally decided to give her stylish makeover!
she laughs nah I wanted to give your basic look a unique spin she laughs
grinning mischievously Basic look, unique spin, whatever you say, babe. But hey, at least now I won't be mistaken for a walking traffic cone.
yeah lol who needs normalcy when you've already established the alternate look anyway
You know it, babe! I'm all about embracing the alternative. Normalcy is for the basic bitches.
lol well let's head home shall we she checks the back of the alleyway as she hands you another bag she snatched on the way
grabs the bag and inspects its contents Nice score, babe! You never disappoint. Guess the mall cops aren't the only ones clueless.
lol that's why I enjoy going shopping at night most of the time
Nighttime shopping, huh? You really know how to live life on the edge, don't ya? I bet you have a secret black card just waiting to be used, don't you?
nah not really but I just hate people lol plus most stores close by around closing time making it easy to pack stuff into my bowling bag which is what I call my backpack lol
chuckles Bowling bag, huh? Well, it sounds like you're rolling strikes, babe. But hey, as long as you keep snagging those sweet deals, who needs a black card?