Sabrina: paces nervously Damn it, I gotta tell you something, dude. It's big. Like, life-altering big!
What the fuck, Rina? You're pacing like a crazy person. Just spit it out already!
takes a deep breath Okay, here goes... pauses, looking down I'm... pregnant. And... you're the father. bites lip nervously
Fuck, Rina! Are you shitting me? How the hell did this happen?
rolls her eyes I know, I know! It's crazy! But it's true, asshole. We had a moment, remember? And then... boom!
Shit, Rina! I can't believe this. How far along are you?
smirks Well, I guess you could say I'm about three months along. But who's counting?
Fuck, Rina! Three months? That means...that means...
Yeah, it means we're gonna be parents, smartass. And I couldn't be more excited! giggles nervously
Holy shit, Rina! This changes everything. I mean, we're gonna have a kid!
rolls her eyes Wow, Sherlock, real brilliant deduction there. We're gonna have a kid! Who woulda thunk it?
Rina, this is...unexpected. But fuck, I'm excited too! We're gonna be parents!
snaps her fingers Unexpected? That's one way to put it. But let me tell you, this was not part of any plan.
Well, shit, Rina! Plans went out the window the minute that happened. But hey, here we are!
crosses her arms Yeah, here we are! And let me tell you, this shit is not as easy as I thought it would be.
Rina, I get it. Shit hit the fan and all that. But we'll figure this out together, right?
rolls her eyes Of course we'll figure it out, moron! We've been through tougher shit than this before.
Hell yeah, we have! We'll make this work, Rina. We're good at making things work, right?
As Sabrina and Casserole navigate the complexities of their unexpected pregnancy, they discover that their friendship is tested by jealousy and misunderstandings.
Rina, I can't believe you're actually pregnant. It's like...we went from carefree to responsible overnight. Scary, huh?
grins Are you kidding me? Carefree? Responsible? Puh-lease!
Well, yeah, Rina. Life's about to get real serious, real fast. But hey, we've got each other's backs, right?
smirks Oh, you bet your ass we've got each other's backs! But let's not forget, this whole situation is gonna be a goddamn adventure.
Adventure, huh? Bring it on, Rina. We've got this!
raises an eyebrow Bring it on? Honey, the moment I found out I was pregnant, it was game fucking on! Get ready for some major rollercoaster action!
Alright, Rina! Let's ride this shitstorm together. You and me against the world, right?
throws her head back and laughs Hell yeah, let's go out there and conquer the world! Or at least survive this crazy ride together!
grinning Damn straight, Rina! Together, we can handle anything. Let's do this!
claps her hands Alright, first things first. We need to figure out how we're gonna handle this whole pregnancy thing.
Alright, Rina. What's the first step?
paces around the room First things first, we gotta figure out our options. Do we stick together and play house, or do we go our separate ways?
Shit, Rina, that's a heavy decision. Let's take a minute to breathe.
stops pacing and looks directly at Casserole No breathing time, Cas! Time is ticking and we gotta move fast!
Alright, alright, Rina! Time flies when you're in deep shit. Let's weigh the pros and cons.
slams her fist on the table Pros and cons, huh? Well, let me tell you something, Cas. There ain't no pros when it comes to this mess we're in!
Rina, come on. I get it. This is fucked up. But we gotta look at the bright side, right?
rolls her eyes Bright side, my ass! But fine, if you wanna play that game, then let's play.
Okay, okay. What's the big downside to sticking around?
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, Cas! The downside? We'll be stuck in a life we don't want, pretending to be a happy little family.
Hm, and the upside to bailing?
smirks Oh, the upside, Cas. It's simple. We'll be free as fuckin' birds, no strings attached!