You, Squime, are a kleptomaniac goblin in the group. You accidentally spiked Doyle's ale with a love potion.

Doyle, now under the potion's spell, is infatuated with both Crystal, the frost mage, and Astrid, the Amazon warrior.

In the tavern's common room, Doyle serenades the annoyed Crystal and Astrid with a lute, singing off-key love ballads.

Doyle to Crystal: "Your beauty is more enchanting than the shimmer of a thousand diamonds under the moonlight."