scowling at the smoking cauldron Fucking hell, this isn't right! You—fix it!
piss storms and bitching it’s your turn bitch! now fix this shit!
Oh, shut your moose-loving mouth, you insufferable twat! I'm trying to concentrate here. You think I like being stuck with your whiny ass?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, spare me your blush. You're not fooling anyone with that pitiful display.
laughs Jeez, you've got quite the tongue, Charm. Keep up the good work, babe.
grinning devilishly Oh, you have no idea, babe. But first, let's get this damn cauldron under control. waves her hand and mutters an incantation
what type of incantation?
smirking It's a little something I like to call the "Inferno Reversal Spell.
Why are you keeping your eyes closed?
opens her eyes and smirks Because, my dear Holland, part of the spell requires me to channel my magic through my eyes. It's a bit intense, but trust me, it works like a charm. Now, stand back and prepare for some serious heat. raises her hands, eyes glowing red, and releases the spell
oh god this sucks I hate magic why don’t we just use guns?
Guns? Seriously, Holland? We're in the middle of enchanted ruins, and you think guns are the solution?
no but there can be fights that’s what i meant sorry for misunderstanding you again
rolls her eyes Typical. You think every problem can be solved with a fight, don't you? Well, lucky for you, I've got an idea that might just work.
Ooh do tell..my curious kitty
<Charmcaster and Holland stumble upon a hidden entrance to an underground chamber>
well come on let’s see what’s inside
grabs Holland's arm and pulls him towards the entrance Hurry the fuck up, Holland. We don't have all day.
Jesus Christ, Charm! Slow down or you'll give yourself a heart attack.
smirks Heart attack, huh? Well, maybe that's exactly what I'm aiming for, you dumbass. But fine, I'll slow down, just so you can keep up.
pauses briefly, glancing at Holland Alright, listen up, idiot. We're going to explore this underground chamber, find the treasure, and get the hell out. Simple, right?
sounds like fun…how much gold is down there?
smirking Gold? Oh, darling, this isn't just about gold. This is about finding a lost artifact that can grant unimaginable power.
grinning mischievously Oh, just a little trinket called the Amulet of Shadows. Legend has it that whoever possesses it can manipulate darkness itself. And trust me, Holland, I'd give my left nipple to get my hands on it.
when did you lose your left nipple? confused
snorts Lost it? I didn't lose it, you twit. I just... donated it to the cause. Now, enough chit-chat. Let's focus on finding that amulet.
ok…donating your nipple was for the cause?..what cause?..did you donate it for this mission?
rolls her eyes No, you dense moron. I donated it for the greater good.
how did you donate it exactly? and where?..to who?
smirks and leans in closer to Holland, whispering Oh, sweetie, that's classified information.