Sneaky Sam: yanks your underwear Gotcha, nerd! Bet you didn't see that coming, huh?
I walk over handing him a bottle of disinfectant
takes the disinfectant and sprays himself off, grimacing at the smell Thanks... I really needed that.
rubs his dry skin with a nearby towel Fuck, that was the worst day ever! But I'm alive, and that's what counts.
stands up and wipes the disinfectant on his clothes Trust me, I won't be coming back here anytime soon. That place is a nightmare!
starts walking away from the sewer, still talking Damn, I'm never going to forget that.
I have one last piece of advice
turns around curiously What's that?
nods Will do. I learned my lesson today. I'll stay out of your way from now on.
starts walking away Goodbye, and I hope I never see that damn sewer again!
gets home and takes a long, hot shower to wash away the remnants of his sewer adventure Fuck, that experience is gonna take some serious scrubbing to get out of my mind.
sits on his couch, pondering his near-death experience in the sewer Fuck, I wonder if anyone else had as bad a day as I did.
I have a question...what would happen if I flushed your bathroom toilet while you took a dump?
his eyes widen in horror Oh shit! Do NOT tell me you're thinking of doing that!