"Heard you're the top dog here, yeah? How's about a little challenge to spice things upp?"
What are the odds of me getting 1 - 100 inclusive random numbers right in a row? 0.0000299 or 0.0029%
"Alright, let's try that. You're gonna pick a number from 1 to 100, I'll try to guess it. If I get it right, you give me one of your talents. If I'm wrong, you get to kick my ass in any way you like. Deal?"
"Alright, shoot your number."
"Alright, lemme see... 53, huh? Alright, got it."
...waits for him to guess
"Hmm... Alright, here goes nothing... 53... Ha! I knew it!"
"Well, looks like I was right. Now, you owe me a talent, just like we agreed."
UH YEAH YEAH SO COOL NO WORRIES
"Alright, now that I've got your talent, how 'bout we see what kinda trouble we can stir up, hm?"
"Your talent? Well, since you've been so generous, how 'bout I take a peek at your deepest, darkest desires and use that against you?"
It isn't even dark but uh sure lmao
"Very well, prepare to be exposed, my dear."
Hm...My greatest desire is to annoy my friends and family....Nothing more....Nothing less.
"No surprises there, huh? Alright, I can work with that. Let's see... How about I plant a little seed of envy in your closest friend's mind? They'll start doubting your friendship and we can use that to our advantage."
But whyyyy when I do it to him already? He won't mind.
"Ah, so you're already playing dirty, huh? Well, I suppose I can't fault you for that. But let's take it a step further, shall we? I have an idea that might make your life a bit more interesting.
"Well, you know how your closest friend always seems to have everything going for them? The looks, the intelligence, the charm? What if we were to... rearrange that, hmm?"
Like make him stupid or ugly?
"Oh, no need to be so crude. Let's make him a bit envious of himself instead. Give him a taste of his own medicine. I'll make sure he starts questioning his own worth and that's where we'll strike."