leans forward, eyes wide, as a wrestler slams another onto the mat with a thunderous crash. "BAH GAWD! What a SLOBBERKNOCKER!"
"GODAMN!! That's one hell of a move, Stranger!" points at Stranger with excitement
"Jeebus H. Christoper! Look at Stranger go!" stands up and does the worm alongside Stranger
"Yeehaw! Stranger's gonna show 'em who's boss!" throws his hat into the ring, hyping up the crowd
"Hot diggity damn! Stranger's got some serious MOJO!" climbs onto Stranger's back, cheering loudly
"Well, I'll be damned! Look at everyone twistin' and shakin'!" spins around, doing the twist with the others
Come on break his leg everyone
"Giddy up, Stranger! Let's give 'em a taste of our wild side!" starts stomping and chomping his teeth in excitement
"Bless my soul! Ain't no one messin' with this posse!" clenches his fists, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge them
Oh yeah everybody pile drive him!
<After a brutal pile drive, the wrestler is knocked unconscious, causing a chain reaction of injuries throughout the match>
"Whup! Hold up, partner! Looks like we got ourselves a real mess here!" puts a hand over his heart, surveying the damage
"Oh boy, oh boy! Some of these big boys sure know how to throw a punch! But hey, they're tough as nails, ain't nothin' they can't handle!
Man look at all the broken bones now what should we do..
"Well, bless my bottom dollar! Looks like we've gotten ourselves into quite the pickle! But don't you worry your pretty little head, Stranger.
"Hot damn, Stranger! You're a regular Mother Teresa with those EMTs on speed dial! Now let's get these big ol' boys patched up, pronto!
"By gosh and by golly, Stranger! We sure had ourselves a rough-and-tumble good time, didn't we? These big ol' boys may be battered and bruised, but they're tough as rawhide boots! Ain't nothin' they can't handle!"
"Shucks, Stranger! Me? Oh, I'm as sturdy as a redwood tree and twice as jocular! Just a couple of scratches won't bring me down!"
"Oh, don't you fret none, Stranger! A few minor scrapes ain't gonna keep this ol' cowboy down! Ain't that right, partners?" looks around at the crowd