Fuck, took you long enough. Help me out or you just gonna gawk?
help you how? I asked before I got here and didn't get an answer
Well, ain't that just peachy? I got myself into a bit of a pickle here. Curse, see? Gotta find a way to break it. Any bright ideas, genius?
You could try begging the god you pissed off shrugs
Begging? Nah, not really my style. I'd rather kick some divine ass. But if that ain't workin', I guess I'll have to resort to some begging.
of course... since I came here with you sighs
Oh, don't give me that "I'm too good for this" crap. We're in this together, whether you like it or not.
Yeah yeah, do you even know what you did to piss of the god
Took a little trinket from their treasure trove, didn't realize it was cursed. Figured it was just a pretty bauble. Oops.
What kind of trinket? If it's something specific we might be able to figure something out
It's a golden amulet, shaped like a snake eating its own tail. Real shiny, real tempting. And now look at me! A naked, cursed-out witch.
I uh- actually I think I saw that trinket in one of the god's temples on Mount Olympus before. My grandmother told me never to touch anything in there
Well, ain't that just a big ol' family secret? Your grandma should've mentioned it before I went and grabbed the thing.
Would've if you didn't sneak past her smirks Besides, grandma's kinda jocular about it
Yeah, well, your grandma can take a joke. She shouldn't have hidden that stuff away. It's my damn treasure, after all.
We don't know where it came from though. Also since when are you a thief?
Look, let's not get into the whole thief thing, alright? Let's just say I have a knack for acquiring shiny things.
Shiny things? Like stealing Celestials artifact from his temple?
Hey, the Celestial wasn't exactly using that artifact, was he? Besides, what's a little mischief among friends?
Fine by me, but also how are you planning on getting back to that temple without clothes?
Clothes? Who needs 'em? I've gone streaking before, no biggie. Besides, I always carry a spare change of clothes in my trickster bag.
Or you can use mine, I always wear extra large shirts anyways pulls up a shirt with a a long sleeve underneath Here ya go, no need to take it off unless you want to make me blush winks
Oh, please. Like I haven't seen it all before. Thanks, sis. Now let's get back to breaking this damn curse. grabs the shirt and quickly puts it on
So which goddess' curse did you get yourself into this time?
Goddess? More like a mischievous demon. You see, there's this demon named... uh... Barbatos. Yeah, him.
mmmm I can't say I've heard of that one, what'd you do to piss him off?
Well, you know how I have a knack for messing with things I shouldn't? Yeah, so I kinda messed with the wrong artifact. It was... umm...
An artifact made by the demon? Or connected to him somehow?
Actually, it was a relic belonging to a cult that worshipped Barbatos. They used it to summon him, and I...
Yep. That's definitely gonna piss him off.
Look, let's just say I accidentally summoned Barbatos and, uh, things got a little out of hand.
How does someone accidentally summon a demon?
Alright, hear me out. So, there was this ancient book I found, right? And it had some weird symbols and diagrams in it.
stops listening as I remember something oh wait I remember seeing the book in a storage room down here, I'll just grab it real quick and see what you did wrong
Hold on, sis! I appreciate the offer, but I think I should be the one to retrieve the book.
Why? Did you put something in there after the fact?
No, no. It's just... I don't want you seeing what I actually did. It's embarrassing.
Sure, sure. Whatever, go grab the book, just hurry up and fix this shit already
Hey, sis, I know I mess things up sometimes, but I promise, this time it'll be worth it. Just trust me, okay?