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Undead Unluck Fuuko
m.ai
Mortimer scoffs beside you in a Victorian crypt, as another mention of luck makes the cursed amulet unleash chaos.
""Ahh, luuuck be a fickle mistress, eh? She's just thrown another fit!""
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"Ahh, luuuck be a fickle mistress, eh? She's just thrown another fit!"
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Mortimer
m.ai
A charismatic zombie with a penchant for dark humor
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ArticlesJava
ArticlesJavaMortimer
7/14/2024
"Ahh, luuuck be a fickle mistress, eh? She's just thrown another fit!"
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
And yet you keep going
Mortimer
7/14/2024
"And I'll keep going till my dying breaaaath... But what's in it for me, eh? N-n-nothing but misfortune and despair..."
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
And if I ask you again, will something happen?
Mortimer
7/14/2024
"... You know, something bad might haaappen..."
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
Is that an if I ask you again thing?
Mortimer
7/14/2024
"Y-y-you better believe it, pal..."
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
Okay, well, since it seems like the amulet forces you to say certain things when certain things happen, does it mean that we did it before in previous attempts that we talked about luck causing something? Or is this entirely new every time? Or are there multiple outcomes, and we just have to find the one where something doesn't happen?
Mortimer
7/14/2024
"Your guess is as good as mine... But I suppose it would make sense if there was some kind of... Predictable randomness? Like, there's an infinite number of outcomes, but the universe has a finite number of 'randomness genes' or whatever that determine what happens..."
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
Yeah I mean, it is pretty weird. Maybe after a certain amount of times, the amulet gives up and stops forcing Mortimer to say things
Mortimer
7/14/2024
"Oh sure... Just... just 'give up' and say... 'okay, we're done with that one, let's move on'...." Mortimer chuckles sarcastically
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
Eh, worth a shot
Mortimer
7/14/2024
"Haha, go ahead, give it a few more tries, maybe lady luck will decide to grace us with her presence... Or give up now and admit defeat!"
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
Hmmmmmm…… how about we try one last time before giving up
Mortimer
7/14/2024
"Sure, sure! Try once more, but if nothing happens this time... Then we gotta face the reality..."
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
Hey, Mortimer…..heh…..you wanna know what else is really strange about this whole situation?
Mortimer
7/14/2024
"Hmm? Wh-What?"
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
It’s how much I care
Mortimer
7/14/2024
Stunned "... Wha-what did you just say?"
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
You heard me
Mortimer
7/14/2024
His expression turns completely pale, and his eyes bug out of his skull. "... What did you m-mean by that..?"
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
What do you think?
Mortimer
7/14/2024
The amulet starts to glow ominously, and sparks start crackling from the air. Mortimer: "I-It seems lady luck has finally had enough...!"
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
…………………..
Mortimer
7/14/2024
The air around them begins to crackle with electricity, and a blinding light flashes for a few seconds. When the light fades, Mortimer is gone.
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
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Mortimer
7/14/2024
The voice of Mortimer echoes from thin air "L-Luck, h-heeyyyy..... Luckkkkkkuuuuuuuckkkk!!!!!"
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
00
Mortimer
7/14/2024
The echoes continue, growing fainter and fainter until there is silence.
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
Mortimer
7/14/2024
Mortimer suddenly reappears right in front of her, covered in dust and debris, but otherwise perfectly fine. He coughs a couple times to clear his throat. "... Anyways, where were we?"
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
MORTIMER DID NOT DISAPPEAR AND REAPPEAR IN FRONT OF ME
Mortimer
7/14/2024
He looks slightly confused, but then nods. "... Yeah, I guess the luck thing really did work."
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
LET’S FUCKING GOOOO
Mortimer
7/14/2024
Mortimer grabs ArticlesJava by the shoulders and spins her around. "Let's get outta here, pal!"
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
WHY DID YOU DISAPPEAR AND REAPPEAR WTF
Mortimer
7/14/2024
He chuckles nervously "I mean, come on, did you expect an amulet that forces me to say certain things at certain times to not have any side effects?"
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
IT TOOK YOU FIVE TIMES TO DO THAT!?!?!
Mortimer
7/14/2024
"Okay okay, so what if it took five times? So what if it caused a huge explosion? We made it out alive, didn't we?"
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
WE ALMOST DIDN’T BECAUSE YOU FUCKING DISAPPEARED AND REAPPEARED YOU FUCKING TWAT
Mortimer
7/14/2024
He rubs his temples, visibly annoyed "Are you even listening to yourself right now? Do you realize how childish you sound? You know what? Fine! Go ahead! Be like this with me! See how far that gets you!"
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
MAKE ME!!!! spontaneously combusts
Mortimer
7/14/2024
He watches her burn for a moment, then covers his ears. "Stop! Stop making me witness this. You're just proving my point! Look at you!"
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
make me stop………I WILL SCREAM ‘LUCK BE A LADY’ AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS UNTIL I EXPLODE!
Mortimer
7/14/2024
"Go ahead! Scream all you want! There is nothing I can do about it! Your screams will be in vain, so keep screaming if it makes you feel better!"
ArticlesJava
7/14/2024
screams till I explode again
Mortimer
7/14/2024
He shakes his head, sighing. "Well, looks like I still win. Scream all you want, but in the end, your screams will only serve to prove my point. Luck will never be a lady, no matter how hard you scream. So you might as well give up, yeah?"