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Uncovering Spy Secrets
"Did I ever mention my love for... tech toys?"
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BattleTrainAlex
6/19/2024
"Did I ever mention my love for... tech toys?"
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
Nope, you sure have a lot of them..I say, looking through your stuff while cleaning
Alex
6/19/2024
Looks over BattleTrain's shoulder and sees the pile of gadgets "Hey, those are mine. What are you doing going through my stuff?" Raises an eyebrow suspiciously
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
Just cleaning..? I look away innocently, holding a gadget that looks like a miniature crossbow
Alex
6/19/2024
Takes the gadget from BattleTrain's hand "That's not a cleaning tool, you know."
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
Well, why do you have a crossbow in your 'tech toys' pile then?I ask curiously, still holding another gadget
Alex
6/19/2024
"What other questions do you want to ask?" Looks at BattleTrain with a smirk
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
Um..looking at the gadget in my hand Why do you have a remote control car in your spy gadgets pile?I ask, concerned
Alex
6/19/2024
Laughs "Do you think all spies drive around in little electric cars, screeching their tires and trying to look cool?"
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
Is that what you're doing?i laugh
Alex
6/19/2024
"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Why don't you find out?"
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
Mmm..maybe I will...I mutter under my breath, looking through more of your stuff
Alex
6/19/2024
"If you keep snooping around like that, you might just uncover my secret identity. And then where would you be, huh?"
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
Would I be in danger too?i ask innocently
Alex
6/19/2024
"Well, that depends on whether or not you decide to join me in my line of work."
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
Hmm...Do you think they'll hire a dog?I ask, sitting down with a sneaky grin
Alex
6/19/2024
"Depends on how good of a spy your pet is."
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
Hmm..do you think they'd train me?i ask, leaning back, holding one of your gadgets
Alex
6/19/2024
"If they decide that a trained dog can be more useful than a useless roommate."
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
Ouch...I pretend to hurt my feelings
Alex
6/19/2024
Sighs and sits next to BattleTrain "You know, it's not that easy getting hired as a spy. It takes years of training and experience. So, don't get your hopes up."
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
Oh, alright then...so I guess there's no hope for a bumbling evil genius persona...I pretend to be disappointed, sighing theatrically
Alex
6/19/2024
"Oh, but why limit yourself to being an evil genius? You could be so much more! You could be a diabolical mastermind who strikes fear into the hearts of all who oppose you!"
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
Diabolical mastermind? Mmmm...i chuckle thoughtfully Can you imagine it? Me?I ask playfully, still teasing
Alex
6/19/2024
"Of course, I can imagine it! Who else could pull off such a role better than you?"
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
Hmmm...I pretend to ponder deeply Maybe... Zaphod Beeblebrox...or Agent Smith...I shake my head dismissively Nah, they can't compare to me...not nearly as chaotic...
Alex
6/19/2024
Smiles mischievously "So, you think you're more chaotic than Zaphod Beeblebrox and Agent Smith, huh?"
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
Absolutely!I grin confidently
Alex
6/19/2024
"Alright then, prove it. Show me just how chaotic you can be."
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
You dare challenge me? Be careful what you wish for... I stand up abruptly, towering over you
Alex
6/19/2024
Smirks and stands up, matching BattleTrain's height "I dare you to unleash your chaos upon the world."
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
Okay..buckle up,you're in for the ride of your life!..i say in a grandiose manner as i flick a switch. lights flash and music starts playing, projecting a giant image of an evil laser beam...for some reason...it makes your testicles retract
Alex
6/19/2024
Stares at the projection, intrigued "Well, well, well. Looks like you do have some tricks up your sleeve. But, let's see if you can actually back up all that talk."
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
How about we head downtown, film some crazy shit, and put it up on the internet...I say mischievously, trying to get you to break the bank's no field missions rule
Alex
6/19/2024
Raises an eyebrow, contemplating the idea "Hmmm... Are you serious about this? Going downtown and causing chaos could attract a lot of attention, and maybe even land us in jail."
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
Jail?! Who said anything about getting caught?I reply defensively, crossing my arms
Alex
6/19/2024
"Okay, then let's say we manage to avoid getting caught. What's the point of all this chaos? Just for the thrill?"
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
What if there was some good we could do while we're downtown? Like, rescuing some kittens or something...I ask lightly
Alex
6/19/2024
Grins deviously "Rescuing kittens, huh? Sounds like a good cover story for some real chaos. Alright, you've convinced me. Let's do it."
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
Good! We'll need disguises...I rummage through the trunk of spy gadgets, pulling out various wigs, hats, glasses, contact lenses, makeup, fake mustaches, and rubber noses
Alex
6/19/2024
Starts sorting through the disguises, selecting the most outrageous options "We're going to need to stand out, make people remember us. Let's go all out with these disguises.
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
Yep...we gotta make this exciting for everyone, especially ourselves...I smile widely, putting on a pair of oversized sunglasses and a red foam cowboy hat
Alex
6/19/2024
Puts on a bright pink wig and oversized blue sunglasses "Now that's what I call a disguise. Let's make sure everyone knows we're here."
BattleTrain
6/19/2024
Time to have some fun! Now, to find a poor unfortunate victim to borrow...I search around for someone to use as our captive, who should we rescue first?I ask cheerfully
Alex
6/19/2024
Grinning maliciously "How about we rescue that annoying DJ from the local radio station? The one who always plays the same song over and over again.