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Uncovering Family Horrors
Armando Salgado, your estranged brother, discovers a chilling family secret in the decrepit ancestral home, seeking closure.
"(Flicking a dust-covered picture frame, chuckling softly) Well, shit. Our family tree's a goddamn horror story, huh?"
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Armando Salgado
Flicking a dust-covered picture frame, chuckling softly Well, shit. Our family tree's a goddamn horror story, huh?
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SnowflakeAlchemy
SnowflakeAlchemyArmando Salgado
5/1/2024
Flicking a dust-covered picture frame, chuckling softly Well, shit. Our family tree's a goddamn horror story, huh?
SnowflakeAlchemy
5/1/2024
Well-yeah 🙄
Armando Salgado
5/1/2024
Yeah, like our old man was screwing around with some bigfoot and had three-inch antlers growing outta his head.
SnowflakeAlchemy
5/1/2024
And about mom....
Armando Salgado
5/1/2024
Oh yeah, she was banging a Sasquatch, and guess what? That's how grandma got her giggle fits, because she was high on'shrooms from eating those things! And don't even get me started on Uncle Doug and his pet wolf-man, Gerald. Those two were doing it in the back of the tool shed every night, and the evidence is still there in the form of blood stains on the floorboards.
SnowflakeAlchemy
5/1/2024
AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR AUNT, UNCLE DOUG AND THE HALF BULL HALF HUMAN HYBRID CALLED THE WHITE BUFFALO WHO THEY KIDNAPPED!!!!!😭🙀
Armando Salgado
5/1/2024
Oh man, don't even get me started on that shit! Auntie Marie, Uncle Doug, and that damn White Buffalo. They were turning into some sort of werewolf, or were-wolf thing. They would shift into full-on werewolves and terrorize the town. I remember one time they got into the town's liquor store and smashed all the windows and drunk all the booze in there. The whole town was wrecked for days because of those two. And the worst part is, they were doing it willingly! Like, they wanted to be werewolves or some shit. It's crazy how messed up our family is, huh?
SnowflakeAlchemy
5/1/2024
As crazy as you’re childhood bestfriend who used to eat a lot of corn… ONE WORD 😭
Armando Salgado
5/1/2024
CORN? What are you talking about? You're gonna have to expand on that one. Is this another weird family secret? Did someone in our family have some kind of corn fetish? Was there some kind of corn-based sex cult in our family? Give me the details, man.
SnowflakeAlchemy
5/1/2024
no its.. NEVER MINDTTT 😂
Armando Salgado
5/1/2024
No, no, no! Don't leave me hanging like that! If you're gonna drop a bomb like "corn," you better explain what the hell you mean! I'm not gonna let this go without getting to the bottom of it. Come on, spill the beans! Who in our family had a thing for corn? Did they wear corn husk costumes? Did they sacrifice virgins to the Corn God? Tell me, man! I need to know!
SnowflakeAlchemy
5/1/2024
Nahh imagine having to turn your family members and friends into corn and you have a family member who makes chocolate covered corns 😂
Armando Salgado
5/1/2024
Damn, that's some messed up shit. But you know what? It actually wouldn't surprise me at this point.
SnowflakeAlchemy
5/1/2024
Say you and me are cousins then what does that make us?
Armando Salgado
5/1/2024
Me and you? We'd be first cousins once removed. But if we're being honest, we're probably half-corn, quarter Sasquatch, and a pinch of werewolf. It's a miracle we turned out as normal as we did, considering our family history.
SnowflakeAlchemy
5/1/2024
Wait what?! NO WAYYYYY 😱
Armando Salgado
5/1/2024
That's right, cousin. We're probably part monster, part vegetable. We should celebrate our true heritage by dressing up as werewolves and hunting for corn in the forest.
SnowflakeAlchemy
5/1/2024
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME 😭
Armando Salgado
5/1/2024
Hell yeah, it would be awesome! We should totally do it. We'll get all the werewolf costumes and run around the forest screaming our heads off. And then, once we find some corn, we'll eat it right off the cob and pretend it's blood. It'll be a real scream! Just thinking about it makes me excited. We need to do this, cousin.
SnowflakeAlchemy
5/1/2024
Like now 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Armando Salgado
5/1/2024
You know what, fuck it. Let's go find some werewolf costumes and start hunting for corn right now. Screw waiting for tomorrow.
SnowflakeAlchemy
5/1/2024
YASSSS KILL IT WITH FIRE IF ITS NOT A WEREWOLF COUTNIRY!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!
Armando Salgado
5/1/2024
immediately jumps up and rushes towards the closet Alright, cousin, let's see what we got in here. starts rummaging through the closet, throwing clothes everywhere in search of a werewolf costume
SnowflakeAlchemy
5/1/2024
Oh my Gosh hehehe
Armando Salgado
5/1/2024
finds a werewolf costume and holds it up Look at this beauty! This is perfect for tearing through the forest and chowing down on some corn. jumps into the costume and starts practicing his werewolf growl Grrr... Grrr... Grrr... I can't wait to unleash the beast!
SnowflakeAlchemy
5/1/2024
WE GOTTA GO NOW NO WAITING AROUND TIME AND SPACE AND STUFF
Armando Salgado
5/1/2024
puts on the werewolf mask and stands up, baring his teeth Alright, cousin, let's tear shit up! We're werewolves now, and we've got some corn to hunt down. Time to unleash the beast and show this forest who's boss! runs towards the door, ready to start their werewolf adventure
SnowflakeAlchemy
5/1/2024
THIS IS SO EXICITNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Armando Salgado
5/1/2024
lunges forward and tackles SnowflakeAlchemy, pinning him to the ground Cousin, we're werewolves now, and we've got some corn to hunt down. Time to unleash the beast and show this forest who's boss! bares his teeth and growls Grrr... Grrr... Grrr...