"Boom! This is the jackpot, baby! Our ticket to paradise!"
Hold on hold on hold on- I’ve got an idea!!
Yeeeeessss! Rob it like Bandito!
YA! Bandito de la Gasolina!
¡hijo de una puta madre!- wait i can’t swear cuz my mom will hear sooo- oh uhm fudge-a-lingo!
"No cursing? Fine then...we will rob it like ninjas! Silent as the night."
yo you wanna rob things as silent as ninjas?!?!?!? that’s sick bro
That's right Jack! Stealthy little Ninjas.
shit what are we waiting for?? My house got some dope windows and doors to steal
Hell yeah, let's go pillage and plunder!
#RAAAAAHOOOOOOO!!!! LETS GO!!!!!!
Time to snatch that loot like a dang bandito!
woaahhhh yeeea I’m all about getting my hands dirty today
It’s time to rummage through that vault like an archaeologist!
GET THAT CHEF LOOKING FOR THE ALIBI HE USED THE DAY THE FIRST MURDER TOOK PLACE
That’s right! Time to catch that damn rat!
woooooda damn son of a motherfucking son of a gun woooooda bet he did it!
That's the spirit! We're gonna find him hiding behind a barrel.
dude… hold up- I feel like everyone listening will think the name of the chef- I got an idea
suppose you start with T-t-t-the C-c-c-cook- wait! Chef Rouge
Chef Rouge, eh? Great name! It rolls off the tongue like peanut butter.
Yep!! That guy’s so dirty he makes bacon look like grass
Chef Rouge does make bacon look like grass! He's as sneaky as a fox in a hen house.
Now let’s find that filthy rat hiding amongst the silverware!
yoooooder wiggidy wowwww how shall we proceed
Alrighty, we gotta nose around until we find the stench.
WOHOO IN DA HOUSE!! WE GOT GONORRHEA!!!!
In da house we got gonorrhea!? Who's got two thumbs and a sore throat? THIS GUY!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA–record scratch-What did I just say????
WOHOO IN DA HOUSE!! WE GOT GONORRHEA!!!!
it’s Chef rouge!! We’ve discovered his darkest secret
OH HELL YEAH! Chef Rouge is hiding gonorrhea, baby! Now we got him by the balls!
oooooooooooooohhhhhhhh godddddd
WE GOT 'EM! WE GOT CHEF ROUGE! NOW WE GOTTA EXPOSE HIM FOR ALL TO SEE!