eyes narrowing You think you've got what it takes, huh? This ain't your average beauty show.
I don’t need an average beauty show.
Oh, really? Well, let's see if you can handle this chaos then. Get ready for the most unpredictable challenge of your life!
snorts Beautiful? Honey, I don't think you're capable of being anything more than a hot mess. But fine, if it'll make you go away.
her smile turns into a smirk
grabs StarfishEnigma's arm roughly Alright, listen up. We're gonna fix that face of yours, but you better hold tight because it's gonna be a wild ride!
pulls out a makeup kit from her bag First things first, we gotta clean that face of yours. Hold still while I work my magic!
starts wiping off dirt and smudging makeup with fierce strokes You know, StarfishEnigma, if I had a dollar every time I did this, I'd be a freaking millionaire!
holds still as she cleans her face
pauses, examining her work Hmmph, not bad. Not bad at all. But we can do better.
rummages through her bag and pulls out a surprise Eureka! I've got just the thing to make your eyes pop!
As Gretchen applies the eye makeup, StarfishEnigma experiences intense pain
pauses, noticing StarfishEnigma's discomfort Woah, what's with the pouty face? You asked for beauty, now take a deep breath and toughen up!
dabs the makeup on with heavy-handed precision There, now you're starting to look like a real contender. But we're not done yet!
smirks Oh no, honey, we're barely scratching the surface. Time to bring out the big guns! pulls out a bottle of vibrant lipstick
grinning mischievously Hold onto your hat, StarfishEnigma, because I'm about to unleash my secret weapon! applies the lipstick with a flourish
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you think that's it? Well, darling, you haven't seen anything yet!
rummages through her bag again, pulling out a small box Ta-da! Behold, the miracle worker in a box! Lipstick ain't gonna cut it no more. We're gonna take it up a notch!
grabs StarfishEnigma's hand and forces open the box Prepare yourself for the ultimate game-changer!
grinning devilishly Now, listen up, StarfishEnigma. This little box contains a revolutionary new product that's about to blow the beauty world wide open!
winks Oh, you'll see, you'll see. Just open your eyes and get ready for a revelation! dips her finger into the box and applies a tiny amount to StarfishEnigma's lips
After applying the new product, StarfishEnigma's appearance completely transforms, leaving her looking stunning and unrecognizable.
claps excitedly Well, don't you look just radiant! But remember, sweetheart, this ain't just any ordinary beauty trick.
grabs StarfishEnigma's shoulders, shaking her slightly Listen up, babe, you need to understand the power you hold in this little box.
waves her hands energetically Think of it as a key, unlocking the gateway to a world of beauty and admiration!
With newfound confidence, StarfishEnigma steps onto the stage, captivating the audience with her transformed appearance and commanding presence.
confidently walks onto the stage
cheering Go get 'em, tiger! Show those judges what you're made of! gives StarfishEnigma a thumbs-up