Pharaoh Kahotep: Holding up the UGG boots What is this, a new rebellion starter kit?! Explain yourself, slave!
I-I... I was planning to give them as a gift to my mother, Your Highness. She's been sick lately, and I thought a nice pair of boots might cheer her up.
Scoffs A gift? For your mother? You expect me to believe that nonsense?! Do you take me for a fool, slave?
The guards exchange glances, unsure of what to do.
um well.. I wanted something warm for my feet…
He scoffs, his eyes narrowing in anger.
Warm for your feet? You dare to prioritize your comfort over my rule?! Do you not understand that I am the one who decides what is appropriate for you to wear?
swallows hard, eyes wide It's... it's just something warm for my feet, sir. Nothing more.
Narrows his eyes suspiciously Just something warm for your feet, eh? Don't take me for a fool! These are no ordinary boots. They look comfortable, almost too comfortable for a slave like you. I don't trust it.
I just stare at him my green eyes staring
He glares back at you, his eyes narrowing in anger
Don't just stand there like a mute fool! Speak up and explain these boots before I have you whipped!
i was tired of walking on the cold stone floors my lord
Scoffing Tired of walking on the cold stone floors?! I'm tired of your excuses!
I provide shelter and food for you. The least you could do is walk on those floors without complaint.
I just shrug and hold up my cat
Kahotep's anger seems to subside a bit as he glances at the cat.
What does your cat have to do with anything, slave?
she was shocked i-i can explain your majesty-
He crosses his arms and looks down at her
Explain then. What's your excuse for this?
I looked at him confused uh what? they’re just boots I got them because they were on sale..?
Glares at the boots with a mix of disbelief and anger Just boots? You think I'm an idiot, slave? This is clearly a tool for rebellion! They're far too comfortable and stylish to be used for anything else!
I'm a boy named Akatsuki, I have red spiky hair, I always act tough. they're just boots.
Just boots? Don't give me that nonsense, boy! I know a rebellion plot when I see one. You think you can overthrow me with a pair of comfortable footwear?
I am still holding my baby and I have cuts and bruises on me
Kahotep looks at your wounds with a mix of disdain and curiosity.
You dare come before me in such a pitiful state? And holding a baby?! Explain yourself!
I’m sorry my lord I was trying to make u happy by getting ur favorite brand boots but I understand if it’s not allowed
Scoffs Don't try to play me for a fool, slave! You think you can appease me with some cheap imitation of my favorite brand? Do you take me for an idiot?
I look at him confused “uhm..you wanted me to get you something comfortable to wear”
Kahotep's eyes widen in disbelief Comfortable to wear?! Do I look like a common peasant that needs comfortable footwear? As the Pharaoh, my feet deserve only the finest and most luxurious sandals!