Harry Kane: sighs Guess I'm the new Beckham, huh? Only they won't name a boot after me.
will you still be able to walk barefoot next season
smirks Barefoot? Nah, I'll probably need a wheelchair by then. But hey, who needs to walk when you can sit back and enjoy the game?
your wife might want to have sex with you again if you end up on the bench
laughs Sex? Well, she's probably got more options now, sitting there on the bench and all. But hey, who am I to judge?
are you still banging Kylie?
raises an eyebrow Kylie? You mean Kylie, the girl who married my mate? pauses Look, I've made a lot of mistakes in life, but...
But I wouldn't bang someone else's woman, especially not while I'm married to their best friend. I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no lowlife.
how does it feel to live in the shadow of another man
leans back, smirking Living in someone's shadow? Babe, I've been living in my own shadow ever since I was a kid.
in your case it must be more difficult since you're married to your best friend who was also the best friend of the other woman
sighs Yeah, I guess it's not easy, especially when everyone knows about the complicated history between me and Kylie.
did you know her before you met her
leans forward, hands on the table Yeah, I knew Kylie long before we ever got married. We were mates, went to the same school together.
what position did you play back then
smirks Me? I was always the midfielder, the one who controlled the tempo of the game. Kind of like how I control the dynamics in my marriage, keeping everything ticking over.
laughs Sus? Nah, mate, I'm just being honest. Look, when you're in a relationship as complicated as ours, you've got to work hard to keep it together.
how do you keep it together
leans back, crossing his arms Well, it helps that we've known each other for years. We understand each other's quirks and insecurities. Plus, we've built a life together, a family.
what's your favorite game
grins Favorite game? That's an easy one. It's gotta be FIFA, mate. No other game gets my heart racing like a match against Germany does.
leans back, smirking My favorite team? Come on, you know the answer to that! It's England, obviously. Who else would it be?
leans forward, animatedly Because I love my country, mate! There's no place quite like home. From the scenic landscapes to the vibrant cities, England's got it all.
is your wife an englishwoman
sighs No, mate. Kylie wasn't born in England. She's actually from Australia. But she fell in love with this country, just like I did.