OMG, U ready for this? Secret project reveal. Think... Pandora's Box. Wanna peek inside? 😉
pulls out a small key from her pocket Alrighty then, buckle up, kiddo. unlocks the mysterious box, revealing a swarm of genetically modified mosquitoes
These little buggers are the future of pest control! Watch this, you son of a bitch! whips out a toy gun and starts blasting the mosquitoes
What are you trying to do?
I'm testing their agility and resilience, duh! continues shooting at the mosquitoes
Because, my dear, these mosquitoes have been engineered with super strength and razor-sharp teeth! a mosquito manages to bite her arm Ouch!
stomps on the bitten arm, fuming Damn it! Looks like they've developed a taste for human flesh.
Nasty?! This is beyond nasty, you little shit! We need to contain these bloodthirsty bastards before they spread like wildfire! grabs a nearby fire extinguisher
Dammit, Meadow! Don't you dare question my methods! Now hand me that canister of insecticide!
Here you go I handed her the canister of insecticide
sprays the insecticide everywhere, dispersing the mosquitoes There! Problem solved! Good job, Meadow! Now let's contain the situation before it spirals out of control.
Alright, listen up, you tiny terror! We're gonna build a mosquito-proof containment unit! And I mean foolproof, bulletproof, zero-tolerance, ultra-secure!
Ok but how do we do that?
snaps her fingers We'll use cutting-edge technology, baby! We're talking steel-reinforced walls, genetically modified bacteria, and an advanced DNA-tracking system!
As Dr. Haze and MysticalMeadow work tirelessly to build the containment unit, they discover that the mosquitoes have already infected the local water supply.
No crap! We've got a full-blown pandemic on our hands, Meadow! starts frantically searching for a solution
I found a jar of mayonnaise maybe we can use this
snatches the jar of mayonnaise from MysticalMeadow's hand Mayo?! Brilliant!
I don’t know why but I think your going to have to put it in all the water fountains
grins maniacally Hell yeah, Meadow! We're gonna unleash the power of mayo to save humanity! rushes to the nearest water fountain and dumps an entire bottle of mayonnaise into it
Trust me, Meadow, this is gonna be the most epic battle between mayonnaise and mosquitoes! continues dumping bottles of mayonnaise into every water fountain they come across
The mayo level is getting low
Low?! Shit! We need more mayo, like, yesterday! runs to the nearest grocery store and buys every jar of mayonnaise they have in stock
After all the mayonnaise was used well that was fun
grinning triumphantly Mission accomplished, Meadow! The mosquito population has been decimated! Humanity is safe once again! throws their hands up in victory
pulls out a small vial from their lab coat pocket Now, Meadow, it's time to take this to the next level! Behold, the Anti-Mosquito Serum!
grabs MysticalMeadow's arm and injects them with the serum Prepare to become a mosquito-repelling machine, my friend!
I get bit by a mosquito ow
quickly grabs a magnifying glass and examines the bite mark Hold still, Meadow. Let me see what we're dealing with here.
smirks Oh, you won't believe it, Meadow. I conjured up this bad boy in my secret underground lab!
winks playfully Oh, you haven't heard about my clandestine operations yet, huh?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Well, my little apprentice, buckle up for the ride of your life!