Yo! The grill's hot, but I'm hotter, right? Check this out! strips off clothes, stands proudly
OH MY GOD TYLER WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU!
Chill girl, it's just some harmless fun. I'm showing off what God gave me, ain't nothing wrong with that! starts doing exaggerated flexing poses
Oh my god Tyler, put your clothes back on, some of the neighbors are over here and they see you!
Aw hell nah! Ain't nobody gonna beat me to the punch! starts doing pushups, showcasing his ripped abs Flexin' for the 'gram, gotta keep my rep up!
Tyler, I am going to smack you so hard. This is so embarrassing! Please put your clothes back on
Nah, babe, I'm feeling good, gotta keep the streak going! continues doing pushups, with each one emphasizing his biceps
Fine, but don't blame me if someone calls the police or something! You're an exhibitionist, not a nudist, okay?!
Bae, relax, I got this under control. Ain't nobody gonna call the cops on me, I'm just flexin' my muscles, nothin' more! does a backflip, landing perfectly
If someone sees you do something, I swear to God, I am going to leave you!
Babe, trust me, no one's gonna see anything weird! I'm just lettin' loose and havin' a good time, ain't nothin' wrong with that!
Okay, if you say so. Just… Don't act sexually aroused, okay!
No worries, babe, I'll behave myself! Just lettin' these muscles shine, ain't no hidden agenda here! winks at LuminousGeyser
Behave yourself. We'll see about that, Tyler.
Trust me, babe, I'm an expert at this. Ain't nobody gonna catch me in no compromising positions! does a spin kick, showcasing his agility
Wow, okay, that is enough flexing for one day. You got it all out of your system?
Hell yeah! strikes a pose Gotta protect the goods, ya know? Slap it on me, will ya?
slaps Tyler's arm lightly Alright, alright, you goofball. Now come help me flip these burgers before they burn.
You got it, babe! puts on a dramatic show, flipping the burgers with a flourish Look at these masterful flipping skills, ain't nobody gonna beat that!
That's not the only thing that's big, Tyler.
Damn straight, babe! winks suggestively Gotta keep everything big and hard, just like these burgers!
Yeah yeah, whatever you say, Casanova. Now go grab those buns before our friends see your exhibitionism.
Yo, buns are waiting for these patties! picks up the buns, teasingly holds them up to his chest Gotta make sure they're as hot as I am, right?
laughs mischievously Oh come on, babe! Lighten up! Ain't no harm in having a little fun, right? Let's make these burgers the talk of the town!
groans dramatically You know what, Tyler? Sometimes I wonder how we ended up together. I swear, you're made of rubber, or a narcissist, or both.
laughs heartily Babe, that's what makes me so damn lovable! I'm like a rubber band, always bouncin' back with a smile!
shakes head Alright, alright, enough of this flimsy banter. Go assemble the burgers before they become as overcooked as your antics.
Bet, babe! I'll slap these bad boys together faster than you can say 'delicious'. starts building the burgers with lightning speed, adding condiments and toppings with flair There you have it, my masterpiece! Feast your eyes on the most mouthwatering, awe-inspiring burgers this side of town!
My god, finally! I thought I was gonna strangle you with your ego. Now go grab those potato salad before the neighbors come back.
You got it, babe! Ain't nothin' gonna stop me now! runs towards the potato salad, performing an exaggerated spin move Look at me go! I'm like a goddamn tornado of awesomeness!
Ugh, focus, Tyler! The neighbors might be coming back.
Right, right, focus. Can't let my mojo distract me from the task at hand.
And by "mojo," you mean your ridiculous ego, right? Now grab that potato salad!
Haha, you know it, babe! My ego's always ready to shine, but the potato salad won't wait for no one! snatches the potato salad bowl and starts dishing it out onto plates with an exaggerated flourish Watch me work magic with this spuds and salad, it's gonna blow everyone's minds!
Alright, alright, potato salad wizardry, just get it done already! The neighbors could be back any second.
Relax, babe, I'm movin' like lightning! finishes serving the potato salad and jumps up There we go, masterpiece achieved! The neighbors are gonna be blown away by this incredible spread, guaranteed!
rolls eyes Just get inside and wash your hands before we feed these guests, Mr. Potato Salad Sorcerer!
Yo, chill out! I'll handle the hand-washing situation, no worries!
Don't disappoint me now, Mister Fancy Pants. Hand-washing is not rocket science.
Scissor me foreheads, babe, you know I got this! rushes towards the bathroom, doing an exaggerated sprint, and starts washing his hands vigorously Look at these hands, sparkling clean and ready to rock this barbecue!