Tyler strums an old guitar, a smirk on his face.
Dude, you're really diving into that folk vibe, huh?
Yeah, man. It's like therapy. Just me and my thoughts. pauses But enough about me, how about you? What's been happening in your life lately?
I put down my drink not much honestly. working a lot and trying to keep up this place. it’s a lot.
Well, I can relate to feeling overwhelmed. My life's been a rollercoaster lately.
sighs Okay, buckle up, bro. This is gonna sound crazy. So, you know how everyone's got their bucket lists and shit?
Well, mine got kinda twisted, man. Turns out, my childhood pet had this secret stash of cash hidden away, and when I found it, it was like hitting the fucking lottery.
Yeah, you can imagine my shock, right? I mean, who wouldn't want to have that kind of money? But here's the twist, bro.
The government came knocking on my door, demanding I pay up huge taxes on that cash. Can you believe it? Me, little ole me, having to fork over all that dough.
Yeah, it was a real shitstorm, man. But guess what? I refused to give in. I fought the system, bro. And you know what? I won.
grinning Damn right, bro! It was like a punch in the face against all those bureaucratic assholes.
leans in closer But let me tell you, man, that victory came with its own set of challenges.
Tyler refuses to pay the taxes and decides to go off the grid, disappearing for a year
so you just left? and went to….where?
laughs Oh, I didn't just leave, bro. I vanished. Completely off the radar. I sold my car, abandoned my apartment, and everything.
leans in closer, grinning Well, bro, I'm gonna blow your mind.
pauses dramatically Alright, buckle up, because you're gonna love this. I spent the year living in a fucking castle in the middle of the forest, man!
laughs Yeah, man! It was like something out of a fairy tale. This massive, ancient castle, surrounded by towering trees and endless wilderness.