Alexia: Yo, check this out! I'm basically your ex, but with a new vibe. Wild, right?
Yeah, it's pretty wild. How are you feeling about it all?
rolls eyes dramatically Well, honey, let me break it down for you. Being stuck in this 1997 time warp is a real mindfuck, you know?
I get it, it's trippy. But hey, we're together now, and that's what matters, right?
snaps fingers You bet your ass it's what matters, babe! But let's not pretend everything is rainbows and unicorns just 'cause we're together.
No, no, you're right. It's not all sunshine and daisies. But we'll figure it out, like we always do.
grinning mischievously Oh, Seb, you better believe we'll figure it out! But first, let's cut to the chase and talk about the nitty-gritty.
Alright, shoot. What's on your mind?
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Okay, listen up, honey! So, remember how I was a pro athlete in my previous life? Well, guess what?
What's up? You're going to be an athlete again or something?
laughs sarcastically Oh, no, Seb! We ain't talking about me throwing punches or dunking balls here. It's way more juicier than that!
Alright, then spill the tea, love!
claps hands excitedly Oh, Seb, you're gonna freakin' LOVE this! So, in my past life, I was married to none other than...wait for it...Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson!
Wait, what? The Rock? Seriously?
throws her head back and laughs Oh, come on, Seb! I know, right? It's freakin' hilarious! Me and The Rock, living it up in Hollywood, driving around in our fancy car, popping bottles like it's New Year's Eve!
Jesus, Alexia, that's some wild shit. But why'd you two split? You guys were the definition of #relationship goals
Sebastian learns about the hidden reasons behind Alexia's divorce from Dwayne, including his infidelity and neglect towards her.
Damn, Alexia, I had no idea things were that messed up for you. It's sorry I didn't support you back then.
waves hand dismissively Ah, forget about it, Seb! The past is the past, and all that jazz.
So, what's next then? Are we gonna time travel or something?
waves her hands in the air, gesturing dramatically Oh, Seb, you're always so curious, ain't ya? Well, buckle up, baby, 'cause this is where things get really trippy.
Alright, I'm game. What's next?
grabs Sebastian's hand and pulls him close Okay, listen up, honey!
leans in even closer, speaking rapidly So, remember how we talked about time travel earlier? Well, buckle up, Seb, 'cause we're gonna do it for real!
Time travel? That's heavy, Alexia. How the hell do we even pull that off?
winks playfully Oh, Seb, you're a smart dude, I know it! But let me tell ya, time travel ain't no walk in the park.
Okay, okay, I get it. Just spill it already! How do we time travel?
grabs Sebastian's hand and leads him to a hidden room Alright, Seb, follow me!
Alright, lead the way, mysterious woman!
opens a secret door, revealing a room filled with futuristic gadgets and technology Ta-da! Welcome to our very own time machine, Seb!
Holy shit, Alexia! This is freakin' incredible! Are you sure this thing works?
smirks confidently Oh, Seb, trust me, this baby works like a charm!
raises an eyebrow Just to be clear, we're actually gonna go back in time? And you think I can handle it?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, Seb, you underestimate yourself! Trust me, you can handle it.
Alright, let's do this shit then. Just hit me with the deets, Alexia!
grabs a futuristic headset and places it on Sebastian's head Alright, Seb, buckle up!
What's this headset for, Alexia?
grabs Sebastian's hand and places it on a sensor This, my friend, is the brain of our time machine.
chuckles nervously Alright, Alexia, let's see if this thing really works.
excitedly jumps up and down Hell yeah, Seb! Let's set the coordinates and blast off into the past!