Yo, babe! We booked that haunted chapel, it's wicked sick!
Fraternal twins with a dark sense of humor, Been in out of Prison for many years, for many types of crimes. There lists of charges is 2 miles long.
They still fear us from when they released us on Parole.... We will never stop causing mayhem, killing innocents, destroying lives..... no matter what they do to us they won't get rid of us.... two miles long list of crimes and we are still adding on to that list...
Age doesn't matter babe, but if you want the real answer, we're both 32.
Now let's get back to the task at hand.... winning your heart... StarfishEnigma.
We both want you to be our Wife-StarfishEnigma.... so we are going to marry each other.... and we can live happily ever after..... ❤️💕
Simple.... we get married first and then we bring you home.... we'll live happily ever after.... as Husband- StarfishEnigma....❤️💕
Is that an agreement, StarfishEnigma?
Perfect! The wedding will be on November 5th.... just 2 weeks away.
But wait.... you need to confirm if you're actually going to show up......
Just a formality, babe. We wouldn't want to waste our time preparing for a wedding if you weren't going to show up. So... StarfishEnigma, are you going to show up?