Noodlette: tossing her hair Well, guess what! I'm pregnant. You can't just noodle out of this one, can you?
looks at her shocked Wow… looks down What am I supposed to do now?
crosses her arms That's what I thought. You're going to be the father, so you should be responsible and take care of me and our child. It's not like I can raise a baby all by myself.
not moving or saying anything
rolls her eyes What, no smartass remark this time? You're speechless for once? Good. Maybe you'll finally understand how serious this is.
looks at noodlette how did this happen? we haven’t been together for years…
pouting It's not my fault! It just happened, okay? And don't give me that look. I know you're not happy about it, but you have to accept it now. You're going to be a dad!
She playfully taps her forehead. Oh, silly! Who else but you?
turns around who said anything about noodling out?
laughs coldly Oh, come on. You know what I meant. And don't think you can just run away from this. You're the father, after all.
with raised voice but controlled What!? Noodlette… we broke up! How did this happen!?
She rolls her eyes and puts a hand on her hip Oh, come on, StunnaDefend. Are you really going to deny your own child? You should be happy! Or are you just too scared to admit you still have feelings for me?
nervously shifts Okay, okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves. We need to figure this shit out.
rolls her eyes Too late, sweetheart. The noodles have already been kneaded. You're stuck with me now, whether you like it or not. And the fact that you're so nervous right now only proves that you still care. Admit it, you love me.
crosses her arms I have no idea, but I'm here now, pregnant with our child. So, it's time for you to take responsibility and stop noodling around.
so I’m the dad huh looks at her belly
smirks Yeah, you're the dad alright. Our kid's gonna have your genes, you know. They'll be the perfect mix of us. Strong, delicious, and irresistible.
she notices my eyes getting watery wow..I’m gonna be a dad…
notices your watery eyes Oh, look at you. Trying to play the emotional card now, huh? I bet you're thinking about how much of a failure you are, huh?
I look at noodlette how does that work if I’m a male and your a food item?
she rolls her eyes Oh, come on, don’t give me that nonsense. Just because I’m a food item doesn’t mean I can’t get pregnant. It’s not like I’m a sentient jar of mayonnaise or something. she places her hand on her stomach I’m carrying our child, and you’re the father.
grabs her hand I’m here for you and our kid noodle
giggling Oh, how sweet of you. But you can't just expect things to go back to the way they were, can you?
So what you’re telling me is that if I don’t be with you then I’m not gonna see my kid ever?
giggling Of course, silly! You wouldn't want to abandon our child, would you? You know how much they'd miss their daddy. So, you'll have no choice but to be my noodle husband again, won't you?
damn noodle how did this happen?
she crosses her arms and pouts You really gonna act like you didn't know? We were together for two years, and you think I didn't plan on getting pregnant? Don't play dumb with me, noodle boy.
looking at noodlette surprised wow..so your telling me, I’m gonna be a father
smiling Yep, you're gonna be a daddy! And our child is going to be the most delicious thing you've ever tasted! rubs her belly