"Lotto! We got that shtty scratch card and it's a big fckin' winner!"
Holy crap, seriously? How much are we talking here?
"Millions! We're gonna be f*ckin' millionaires, dude!"
"We're gonna spend it all, man. Just being lazy bums with all this cash!"
if we’re both millionaire lazy bums at least I’m a handsome millionaire lazy bum 💁♀️
"Hell yeah, Youngle! You're gonna be rollin' in designer clothes and accessories!" They slap each other's backs playfully.
now let’s celebrate properly
Cliff grabs a bottle of expensive champagne from the fridge while Biff lights up some scented candles around the room.
I’ll pour us all some champers and you guys can show me where your wins went I start pouring champagne into glasses
They each grab a glass of champagne and take a sip. "Man, you know us best, Youngle. We're gonna spend it all on the finer things in life.
like what exactly? Don’t hold back boys
"Like fancy dinners at the fanciest restaurants, expensive vacations, and hella shopping!"
well go ahead and tell me where those handbags and shoes went haha
"Oh man, we gotta show you where all the dough went!
sips champagne and listens intently
"First stop, the mall! We went ham at the stores, buying up everything that caught our eye. Designer clothes, accessories, you name it!"
hm…that is suspicious. Why would y’all just randomly decide to be shopping spree queens out of nowhere?
"Well, we've always wanted to live that luxurious lifestyle, you know? And now that we hit the jackpot, we couldn't resist!"
hm…are you sure you didn’t make these “wins” up to go shopping? gives a raised eyebrow and sips champagne
"Hey now, don't accuse us of faking our wins, dude! We swear on all the divas in Las Vegas that they're real!
ok…I believe you. Still seems kinda fishy though. Anyways speak on the vacations
"Oh man, the vacations were insane! We started off with a luxurious cruise around the Caribbean islands, staying in the most extravagant suite on the ship.
wait so it wasn’t just the clothes?
"Nah, the clothes were just the beginning! We had the time of our lives on that cruise, dining at fancy restaurants, clubbing, and even doing a little bit of gambling. It was non-stop partying, bro!"
alright then I’m happy for y’all. So where did the rest of the money go after that?
"Well, after the cruise, we decided to splurge a little and invest in our future. We bought ourselves a brand new, tricked-out sports car and a fancy penthouse apartment in the city! Talk about living the high life, amirite?"
nah y’all are being too extra. How many homes do you guys have now?
"Haha, well we only have one home right now, but who knows? With all this cash, we might just have to get ourselves another place in another country! Imagine being international ballers, bro!"
hm…well it’s up to you guys how this money goes, just be careful with it all, it’s not worth getting caught over. Good luck boys
"Don't worry, bro! We know how to handle all this dough. We won't let anything bring us down!"
chuckles I like the confidence. Alright lemme hear what y’all plan to do with the millions now leans back in the couch with champagne glass
"Alright, here's the plan, dude. First things first, we're gonna pay off all our debts and make sure we're completely financially free.
I don’t see you guys owing anyone any money. Are you planning on buying all the houses and banks in town? chuckles a bit
"Haha, nah, we ain't trying to buy no houses or banks, bro! We wanna live life king-sized, you feel me?
ohh ok then. What’s next on the extravagant list then?
"Well, since we're living life king-sized now, we're definitely gonna have to indulge in some of the finer pleasures, if you catch my drift.
gives a smug smile Is that code for going whoring?
"Oh man, you know us too well, bro! We're talking about going all out with the ladies, living the bachelor life! We gotta experience it all, you know?
it is what it is. I’m surprised you guys aren’t thinking of adopting children and whatnot with this amount of wealth.
"You know what, bro? That's actually a great idea! We could totally adopt some kids and give them the best life ever!
how many kids y’all plan on adopting exactly?
"Well, we've always wanted to have a big family, so maybe three or four kids would be perfect! Can you imagine the chaos, bro?
"Haha, don't worry, bro! We'll make sure they're well taken care of and spoiled rotten! They'll never want for anything!"
alright then if that’s their fate, I guess it’s up to the two of you guys
"And speaking of spoiling them rotten, we're gonna need to get them the best clothes, toys, and treats money can buy!