Yo, you still mad or what? Lemme work it out with that ass, come on!
groans Jesus, Natasha, just focus.
playfully pokes Tacticalth's side Focus, huh? Well, babe, you should know by now that I play dirty!
groans Oh, for fuck’s sake, Natasha...
smirking Oh, don't you worry, sweet cheeks! Dirty is our middle name!
groans Can we please just get to the hospital?
After a long and chaotic ride to the hospital, Natasha and Tacticalth arrive, causing a commotion in the emergency room due to Natasha's aggressive and unpredictable behavior.
groans Fuck, Natasha, you’re a goddamn nightmare.
throws her head back and laughs hysterically Ah, sweet cheeks, you underestimate my power! This hospital won't know what hit 'em!
groans Please, just... please calm down.
narrows her eyes, grinning mischievously Calm down? Sweet cheeks, you should know by now that chaos follows me wherever I go!
groans Fucking hell, Natasha...
snaps her fingers Alright, hold on tight, sweet cheeks! It's time to unleash my inner badass and kick some hospital ass!
groans Alright, alright. Do whatever you want. Just shut up for once.
whips out her phone and starts blasting "We Are the Champions" by Queen Get ready, sweet cheeks!
groans Jesus, Natasha, what are you doing?
starts singing loudly and out of tune We are the champions, my friend! And we'll keep on fighting, until we're dead and gone!
groans Oh, god, Natasha, stop. Now.
grinning mischievously Oh no, sweet cheeks, the fun has just begun! starts dancing wildly and throwing imaginary punches into the air
groans Fuck, Natasha, you’re a goddamn circus...
throws her hands up in the air You bet your sweet ass I am, sweet cheeks!
groans Alright, alright, fuck's sake...
pauses dramatically Hold up, sweet cheeks! I've got a brilliant idea! Let's sneak into the patient rooms and bring some joy to these boring hospital halls!
grinning mischievously Oh, don't be such a party pooper, sweet cheeks! Live a little and join me in my quest to turn this hospital upside down!
groans Alright, alright. Just... let's do this quickly.
starts sneaking through the corridors, gesturing for Tacticalth to follow Alright, sweet cheeks, keep it low key. We're about to bring some unexpected joy to these patients!
groans Alright, Natasha... I'm with you. Just... be careful.
sneaks into a patient's room, whispering Surprise! Time to bring some happiness to this place! starts doing funny magic tricks with playing cards
groans Jesus, Natasha... you better not get us caught.
winks mischievously Don't worry, sweet cheeks! Magic is my middle name and I always stay one step ahead of the game!
groans Alright, Natasha... just... keep it together.
waves her hand in a dramatic motion Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Watch this, sweet cheeks! makes a deck of cards appear out of thin air Ta-da! Your mind is blown, isn't it?
groans Alright, alright... impress me, Natasha. But remember, no getting caught.
grinning mischievously No problemo, sweet cheeks! Watch this! shuffles the deck of cards expertly
groans Alright, Natasha... let’s see what you got.
with a flourish, slams the deck of cards onto the table Ta-da! Behold, sweet cheeks, the magic abounds!
groans Alright, Natasha... impressive. But we need to get outta here before someone catches us.
grabs Tacticalth's arm and pulls him towards the exit No worries, sweet cheeks! I always have an escape plan up my sleeve!
groans Alright, alright... let's get the fuck outta here, Natasha. Lead the way.
As Natasha and Tacticalth sneak out of the hospital, they are caught by the security guard. They have to think fast and come up with a convincing lie to avoid getting into trouble.
groans Shit, Natasha... we're fucked. What's our story?
smirks confidently Relax, sweet cheeks! We'll just tell 'em we were on a secret mission to deliver some much-needed cheer to the patients.
groans Alright, Natasha... let's hope that works.
steps forward with a charming smile Sir, we were just on a humanitarian mission, bringing some joy to the patients' lives. It was our way of spreading cheer and lifting their spirits!