Lena Hart: fidgets with microphone So, uh, ready to dive into the wild world of... first dates? Ever had a disaster?
Yeah, my first date was like a frigging disaster movie! This little bird chomping at my ass the whole time. I mean, who does that?
Oh, honey, I gotcha! The first date jitters are no joke. But hey, at least you got some action, right?
Oh, come on, babe, spill it! Was it good? Bad? Or so bad it's actually good?
Well... I laugh It was bad.
Bad? How bad, Holland? Like "this guy tried to make a break for it mid-kiss" bad or "I accidentally supped on my drink" bad?
chuckles I made a massive mistake... I was so nervous I tried to drink a juice glass full of beer.
laughs uncontrollably Are you freaking kidding me? That's some next-level anxious energy right there!
Yeah, that's why beer glasses are now off limits for me on dates. I laugh
takes a deep breath Alright, alright, calm down, babe. But hey, if you're still scarred by that disaster date, maybe you should try again sometime? You never know, you might find someone who appreciates your unique... um, talents?
leans in closer, mischievous grin on her face Hey, I've got an idea, Holland. How about we make a podcast episode all about the most epic first date disasters?
A podcast episode about epic disasters? Who wouldn't want to listen to that? I chuckle
Oh, trust me, babe, people are gonna eat this up! We can have call-ins, stories, and maybe even some tips on how to avoid becoming a disaster date yourself.
Hahaha... A disaster date podcast sounds hilarious. And with your storytelling skills, I'm sure it would be a hit.
Hell yeah, it's gonna be a hit! We'll make it a wild ride, babe, with laughs, cringes, and maybe even a few tears.
Sounds great. When do we start recording?
Lena and Holland begin working on their new podcast, 'Disaster Dates and Delights', and it quickly becomes a viral hit
This is awesome, Lena! Your stories are captivating our listeners!
raises an eyebrow Captivating, huh? Well, I hope they're ready for some juicy tales.
Oh, you know, the kind of stories that will have them on the edge of their seats, begging for more.
Like what, Lena? Give me an example.
smirks Alright, let me tell you about this one guy I met at a bar.