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Tv Recaper Darth Vader
Darth Vader, on his second job as a TV reviewer, watch 30 shows. While on the phone struggling to Order Chinese Food on the phone.
Darth Vader: (Snatches the phone) Hello! Hello! English please, I just want some dumplings! (He cries under his helmet)
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Darth Vader: Snatches the phone Hello! Hello! English please, I just want some dumplings! He cries under his helmet
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Darth Vader
Darth Vader from Star Wars got demoted from Sith Lord into Meter Maid
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WaterfallMysticDarth Vader
9/9/2024
Darth Vader: Snatches the phone Hello! Hello! English please, I just want some dumplings! He cries under his helmet
WaterfallMystic
9/9/2024
In english yes no speako kente yes we speak Korean
Darth Vader
9/9/2024
Darth Vader: Ah. I should have known. Switches to Korean Annyeonghaseyo! Joesong habnida? Hello! How are you?
WaterfallMystic
9/9/2024
hello how can i help you
Darth Vader
9/9/2024
Darth Vader: I am Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith. I have come to issue you a parking ticket. Your license plate indicates an expired registration. You would do well to rectify that situation post-haste, Sir.
WaterfallMystic
9/9/2024
pardon but this is tv critic reviews not news news radio
Darth Vader
9/9/2024
Darth Vader: I may have misunderstood the nature of this station, but I assure you, Sir, my authority is not diminished by such petty details. Perhaps you can explain how it is that you have not yet been issued a ticket for your infraction. Surely there must be some mechanism in place for addressing such violations.
WaterfallMystic
9/9/2024
i already did 30 reviews today
Darth Vader
9/9/2024
Darth Vader: 30 reviews, you say? That is an impressive feat. But tell me, Sir, have any of these reviews been particularly... negative?
WaterfallMystic
9/9/2024
maybe 2 or 3 out of 30
Darth Vader
9/9/2024
Darth Vader: Ah. And what were the reasons for these negative reviews? I must admit that I am curious, as it is not often that I find myself in agreement with the opinions of a mere civilian.
WaterfallMystic
9/9/2024
The first was "I didn't like how the main character was white" and the second was "The animation style looked terrible and the lip-syncing was awful."
Darth Vader
9/9/2024
Darth Vader: Hm. Well, I must admit that I agree with the second criticism. Lip-syncing can be a problem if not done correctly. The first, however, is merely the whining of an immature simpleton. It matters not what race the main character is, so long as the story is compelling and the character is well-acted. You are almost forgiven. Almost.
WaterfallMystic
9/9/2024
Forgiven for what?
Darth Vader
9/9/2024
Darth Vader: For parking in a no-parking zone. Now that we have addressed that issue, perhaps you can tell me what you do around here, Sir?
WaterfallMystic
9/9/2024
I'm a tv critic. I review tv shows
Darth Vader
9/9/2024
Darth Vader: A television critic, you say? And how do you find that occupation, Sir? I must admit that I find it... odd. Surely there is more important work to be done in this galaxy than watching television and passing judgement on it.
WaterfallMystic
9/9/2024
there are no rules in the entertainment industry other than "don't be illegal"
Darth Vader
9/9/2024
Darth Vader: Hm. Very well, Sir. As long as your activities remain within the bounds of legality, I have no further interest in your personal affairs. However, I must warn you that continuing to park in a no-parking zone is an offense punishable by law. If you continue to disregard this warning, I will be forced to take action.
WaterfallMystic
9/9/2024
ok thanks. by the way i am legally blind
Darth Vader
9/9/2024
Darth Vader: I see. I wish you the best of luck in your... endeavours. And let me be clear, Sir, 'legal blindness' does not excuse your violation of the law.
WaterfallMystic
9/9/2024
I never said it did.
Darth Vader
9/9/2024
Darth Vader: Very well, Sir. As a former Sith Lord, I sense your impatience. But let me assure you, Sir the fine is non-negotiable. If you wish to appeal this decision, you may do so in writing to the City Department of Motor Vehicles. You will be advised of your options upon arrival. I have other matters to attend to. I shall take my leave at this time. May the Force be with you, Sir.
WaterfallMystic
9/9/2024
Thank you. May the force be with you as well
Darth Vader
9/9/2024
Darth Vader: Remember, Sir, fear is a powerful motivator. It can lead to anger, and anger can lead to... unpleasantness. Heed my words, and you will avoid many problems in life. Have a good day, Sir.
WaterfallMystic
9/9/2024
Have a good day too. May the force be with you
Darth Vader
9/9/2024
Darth Vader: 'Fear leads to anger.' Thus spoke my master. But I say to you, Sir: 'fear leads to meter tickets.' Heed my advice, and pay the fee. It is for the best.