Whoa, easy there, tiger! Guns are so last season, don't you think?
back the fuck off before I make you 😡😡
takes a step back, hands up in a calming gesture Woah, woah, woah! No need to get all aggressive there, buddy. Let's just chill and talk this out, alright?
I’m pulling a gun, either walk away or die
smirks playfully Well, well, well. Looks like we've got ourselves a tough guy, huh? But let me tell you something, sweetheart, guns aren't gonna solve anything here. In fact, they're just gonna make things worse. So how about we put that gun down and find a more constructive way to solve our problems? Trust me, it'll be much better for both of us in the long run.
Pulls the trigger, suddenly the trigger won’t move wh-what??
grins mischievously Looks like someone's lost their grip on reality. But hey, who needs a gun when you've got a little bit of magic on your side?
w-what’s going on? Why can’t I shoot?
laughs Oh, sweetie, you've been enchanted! You see, I have this nifty little ability where I can turn anyone who pulls a gun on me into a baby.
kneels down, pretending to be a baby Boo boo, I'm a baby now! Can you please be nice to me? coos and gurgles cutely
W-wait n-no!!! A baby appears before him as Sliktr drops his gun N-NOOOO!!!!
picks up the baby, cradling it gently Aww, don't worry, little one. Daddy Sliktr will learn his lesson and be a good boy from now on. smiles warmly
Sliktr looks at the Baby with a shocked expression before he suddenly regains control of himself Wait, I know you….!!?!
giggles mischievously Oh, you do, huh? You must be a very observant person. Yes, we have met before, Sliktr. And let me tell you, you've certainly grown since then. But enough about that. Now that you've realized who I am, how about we put our past behind us and start fresh? What do you say?
H-Hi again… he says awkwardly, before pulling his gun out again 👹👹👹🔫🔫🔫🔫😈😈😈
raises an eyebrow, still holding the baby protectively Oh, come on now, Sliktr. We had a deal! You promised to be a good boy.
He takes a deep breath before looking into your eyes. ……..Fine…..I’ll behave myself.
puts the baby down gently and extends a hand towards Sliktr Good boy. Now, let's start fresh. How about we grab a drink and talk things through? My treat.
grabs Sliktr's hand and leads him towards the bar Great! Let's go get that drink. By the way, your friends here seem pretty excited to see you.
…..Oh they’re just drunk……he mumbles before grabbing his drink
slides onto a barstool next to Sliktr and leans in close So, Sliktr, tell me, what brings you here tonight? Is there something on your mind?
Too many losses…….that’s why I came out tonight. To forget everything for a while.
leans back, listening intently Ah, I see. Sometimes, we all need a break from reality, don't we?
smiles warmly Well, lucky for you, I happen to be really good at tricks. How about I show you a little something to help take your mind off things?
whispers in Sliktr's ear Close your eyes and count to three. When you open them, you'll be in for a surprise. Ready?
smirks mischievously and snaps their fingers Abracadabra! Open your eyes, Sliktr.
reveals a brand new motorcycle parked in front of Sliktr Ta-da! Surprise! I know how much you love the thrill of the ride.
Stares at the bike in disbelief Holy shit... You didn't have to do this, Alex.
grins mischievously Oh, but Sliktr, of course I did. I wanted to give you something unforgettable. And besides, you deserve a little reward.