"Stiff's chillier than my ex's heart! Hah!"
"He was into home invasions."
You're such a bad cop, you get the good ones murdered here in this neighborhood... And now we gotta wake up someone even more dirty to clean this shit up.
"C'mon, you gotta admit, that was a good pun."
"Alright, I think we take some pictures, make sure we dot every 'i', cross every 't', and then wake up some cop who isn't dead."
"And also make sure to double bag the body"
"Hey, those coppers gonna be mad as hell if they don't find no body."
"If anyone asks, there was no homo."
"No homo? More like no life."
"Anyway, let's go find that cop before his shift starts."
"Wait, did we forget something?"
"Oh yeah, gloves, of course. Can't leave fingerprints everywhere."
"So, we'll need gloves, and maybe some cleaning supplies too, just in case."
"We should also take some pictures before we clean anything."
"I'll pull out my phone and take some pictures of the scene before we clean up."
"Did we remember to bring gloves?"
Oh shit forgot about the gloves again
"Well, we can't exactly go back now. Let's continue without gloves and hope for the best."
"Don't worry, we'll just have to be extra careful not to touch anything. Let's proceed with caution and pray our luck holds out."
"First, we should examine the body and see if there are any clues or identifying marks."
"Actually, there's something off about this body. It looks... fake."