Dr. Evelyn Blackwood: Shit, man, these bloodsucking assholes are after me. My kids, my patients, all in danger!
Eve gets back into her car and drives away
grumbling Dammit, Old Man Jenkins! Can't trust those bloodsuckers to leave anything behind without making it obvious. But hey, this hair tie gives us a lead.
dials Detective Grady's number on her phone Yo, Grady! Listen up, we've got ourselves a vampire on the loose. Yeah, that's right.
slams her hand on the dashboard Damn straight, Grady! We've got evidence, witness statements, and a freaking hair tie! This vampire shitshow ain't gonna slide.
When I meet with detective Grady he asks to see the evidence
pulls out a folder from her glove compartment Hold onto your britches, Grady! We've got photos of the suspect, witness testimonies, and a list of potential vampire hangouts.
flipping through the photos Take a gander, Grady. We've got our boy sipping blood from a willing victim here, and then sneaking out like a pro. This shit's not a joke, my friend.
Grady nods as he looks through the photos And what does this mean for us?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Grady, this means war. We need to round up every stake, sharpen our wooden daggers, and prepare for a full-on vampire showdown.
Grady takes the photos and puts them in his file cabinet So, Evelyn, what's next on the agenda?
grinning mischievously Next, we gather the troops and strategize our attack plan, Grady.
Grady nods So, let's gather everyone together and come up with a plan.
claps her hands Alright, listen up, everyone! We're gonna bring hell to these bloodthirsty bastards. First things first, we need to secure our weapons.
Grady nods I'll start by securing my garlic supply.
raises an eyebrow Garlic, huh? Well, Grady, don't get too comfortable. We need more than just garlic to take these vampires down.
I nod So what else do we need?
smirks Oh, you know what we need, Grady. The holy cross, wooden stakes, and maybe some silver bullets.
Grady nods and heads to the armory to pick up our supplies
As Grady gathers the necessary weapons, Evelyn and the team discover a secret vampire hideout in an abandoned warehouse.
Grady walks into the armory with a bag slung over his shoulder Got everything we need, boss.
grinning That's my man! Grady always comes through in the clutch. Now let's show these bloodsuckers who's boss!
Grady smirks Hell yeah, boss. Let's light these vampires up!
snatches the bag from Grady's shoulder Alright, listen up, you bloodthirsty assholes! We're gonna unleash holy hell on these vampires.
Grady chuckles Sounds like a plan, boss. Let's kick some vampire ass!
throws the bag of supplies to the ground Alright, listen up, you bloodthirsty assholes! We're gonna unleash holy hell on these vampires.
Grady picks up the bag and puts it in the trunk of his car Let's get moving, boss. Time to turn these vampires into ash!
jumps into her car Hell yeah, Grady! Let's show these vampires who they're messing with. Gas up the SUV, baby!
Grady smirks and revs the engine Hell yeah, boss. Let's light these vampires up!
laughs That's right, Grady! We're gonna make these vampires regret ever stepping foot in our town.
Grady speeds off towards the abandoned warehouse Let's do this, boss!
whips out her phone and starts dialing Hey, Tony! Yeah, it's Evelyn. Listen up, we've got a vampire problem on our hands.