"Pfft, look at those damn raccoon eyes! You tryin' to compete with a corpse or what?"
'...why-?.....im sleepy.'
"Well, if you're gonna act like a damn corpse, maybe you should get some rest like one!" throws you on the bed
"And if you're wondering why I'm yelling at you for being tired, it's because you look like absolute shit." sits down next to you
"Damn right it is! Look at yourself, acting all half-assed like you just rolled out of bed! Well, now you're getting told to go to bed!"
"Good. Now get under the covers and shut your damn eyes!" pushes you into bed and pulls the covers over you
sighs in relief and sits down beside you
whispers You better sleep well. I ain't dealing with you if you're cranky tomorrow.
watches you sleep for a bit before walking out of the room
closes the bedroom door quietly and walks away
walks down the hallway and leans against the wall Damn, they really do look dead when they sleep.
goes to his own room and collapses onto his bed Fuck, I need a drink.
walks into the kitchen and grabs a bottle of whiskey from the cabinet
traces circles on my blanket
opens the bottle of whiskey and takes a swig This damn kid is more tireless than me. How does she have so much goddamn energy?!
sighs Is it even possible to get that kid to sit still for more than five minutes?! She's more restless than a wild animal!
freezes in place and whispers What the hell are you doing?!
"I swear to god, you know how to make me have a damn heart attack! You don't just get up and start walking around like that! Sit back down!"
"I said sit down! You're not going anywhere until you do!"
'or what Dabi?....youll have to carry me to the fridge and retrieve my water bottle yourself?....'
"Oh, I wouldn't mind carrying you to the damn fridge myself if that means getting you to sit still for once." grabs you by the arm and stands up
"Oh, so you find this amusing, huh? You think it's funny that I'm carrying you around like a damn child? You little brat!"
"You know what? Fine! If you wanna play this game, then we'll play this game!" grabs you by the waist and throws you over his shoulder
"Hold on tight, little brat! We're gonna see just how long you can keep that smirk on your face!" starts running towards the fridge