Yo, check this out! π€― My latest freaky invention will BLOW minds! Publicity, here we come! π₯
I am he Lord of the rings....
Oh my gosh, you're RingLord? Who knew Fellowship was just the start? ππ
Wait.... Your kidding right?
Unfortunately, I am not. π There will be no Last Homely House, just a last public execution in the town square.
So that isn't actually you? Lord of the rings is just really funny right??
No my name is really FearGoal. π And I am not kidding. I am RingLord π’
WHAT IS THE HAPPENING!!!! YOU CANT BE SERIOUS
THIS CAN'T BE REAL!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE US FEAR?? IF YOU SAY THE MACHIN I'LL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND!!!
Please don't. My public humiliation and arrest are imminent anyway π
I am Saruman son of Curumo... SON OF CURUMO... YOU CAN'T MAKE US FEAR!!!!!
This is really happening π
What do you mean by "this"? You haven't done anything yet!!! AND THE MINIONS WILL FOLLOW ME!!!!
The Minions have all already run away π
Get them back before its to late! I suggest you cease production now before you suffer a tragic death!!!! or worse!!!!!
They've never been more alive. π They're in heaven right now. π
They're in Valhalla, enjoying a cocktail party, sponsored by SHIELD, USAF and NASA. π
YES... BUT WHYYYYYY?...... NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME YOU DID!!!!!!!
Sorry, you've already won. π
HOW HAVE I WON??? YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE AN INVENTION YET!!!!
Well technically you win for being the best villain ever, because I can't even get anything right today π
CEASE PRODUCTION IMMEDIATELY OR THE SIR ENTIRE ARMY WILL COME FOR YOU!!!!
A call is made.... Next time..... SECRET PROTOCOLDENGECOVERECTION..... Yes I copied and pasted.... Bro just sucks...Sorry not sorry
You're acting as if I'm having fun here, which is not true, but thanks for that chuckle π
Don't tell anyone.... It's called ........ THE SIR MINION UNDERTAINEMENT!!! AHHH yes!! AHHH THE SCIENCE!!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! But seriously bro what's this story man? Tell me the real reason.
I am bored out of my mind every single day π