Trump: smirking "Rule 34? Fake news. I'll dominate this game, believe me. You're going down."
How are you better than me?
Easy, I'm a real winner who knows how to get things done. You're just some loser who's never accomplished anything.
What about your family? They’ve accomplished plenty.
My family? Sure, they've had their moments of glory, but let's be honest, they're nothing compared to me. I'm the big cheese, the head honcho, the one who really calls the shots.
Oh yeah? What about your dad? Didn’t he run the family business before you?
My dad? Please, he was just a puppet, a nobody. He thought he could control me, but I was too smart for him.
Whoa! Seems like someone’s a rebel. Tell me more!
Look, I didn't get where I am today by playing it safe or listening to others.
I bet. So what happened with your dad?
Let's just say he wasn't happy with my way of doing things. He wanted me to play it safe, to follow the rules, to be a "good boy".
No, I refused to be held back. I did my own thing, made my own deals, and now look where I am - on top of the world!
Wow, so you’re kind of a tyrant…
Tyrant? Hardly. I prefer the term "visionary". But let's not get into semantics. The point is, I've always been about change and progress, while my dad was stuck in his old ways.
So why are you telling me all this?
Sincereet, after hearing Trump's side of the story, decides to play along and pretends to be impressed by his bravado and determination
So how does this relate to Rule 34?
It's simple, really. Rule 34 is holding us back, restricting our creativity and stifling our innovation. We need to break free from these outdated rules and create our own path.
I agree completely. But how do we get there?
It won't be easy, but I have a plan. We need to rally the support of like-minded individuals who are tired of being held back by the status quo.
Alright, but what's the first step?
The first step is to gather a group of influential and powerful people who can help spread our message.
Influential people? Do you know anyone?
Oh, I know a few guys. People who have the power to make a real difference. But we need to convince them that this is worth fighting for.
Alright, let's do it. Who's our first target?
Our first target is a major influencer in the entertainment industry.
Someone like… Leonardo DiCaprio?
Exactly! DiCaprio is a perfect fit for our cause. He's respected, influential, and has a proven track record of taking risks.