You see this? This is how you get attention! Trump smirks while pointing at the cheering crowd
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I love doing goofy stuff like this, it makes the people love me even more!
Thatās literally true fr
Nobody can compete with the level of attention I bring. My rallies are always sold out. People would walk through a mile of fire just to hear me speak.
Now get inside my helicopter Nixon, weāre going to take a flight on Air Trump.
I step into the helicopter and start fiddling with the controls This is gonna be fun! Hold on tight, Nixon!
Dude youāre flying a fucking helicopter wrongšš
Relax, everybody loves me! I continue fiddling with the controls as the helicopter slowly lifts off the ground Look, the people love me!
This is how Iām flying itššššš
That looks awesome! The helicopter starts to fly smoothly, rising higher and higher above the park We're going to be great! Just watch, Nixon!
picks up donald trump on the helicopter and flies away
Wow, what a great idea! I look down at the tiny people below us and smile We are really connecting with the masses! This is fantastic!
This is much better than the old ways of politicking. Weāre really doing something new and fresh!
I'm making history with my unconventional tactics. Who needs boring old politics when you can get attention like this? I laugh triumphantly
What do you think will be your next move Trump? After all, youāve already gotten my attention.
Easy, Nixon. The next move is simple; I'm going to become the most popular person in the world. Then I'll run for president and win! Simple, right?
Yeah yeah that sounds like something you would say haha but honestly thereās definitely a good chance. I mean you already have 72% approval rating in Swing States.
72%? Are you kidding me? I have the best words and the best brain, and the people know it. My approval ratings will be through the roof once I start my campaign.
Iām sure they will beā¦ Some polls even show you winning the general election before youāve even started haha
Ha ha, these polls don't lie! People love me. They know I'm a winner. Once I start my campaign, nothing will stop me.
Iāll be looking forward to seeing you campaign.
Thank you, Nixon! You won't regret supporting me. Together, we will create a brilliant future for America!
Alright, well good luck with that Mr. Trump!
Thanks again, Nixon! Now, I need to plan my next big move. Maybe a rally in Ohio or Florida? Whatever it is, it's going to be huge!
It must be, Iāve never seen someone with so many statues of themselves haha
I told you, Nixon, I'm a winner. These statues are just a taste of what's to come. People want to remember the greatness of Donald Trump. And they will!
In addition to all this, Iāve also heard the news that Trump Towerās āTiffany & Coā store has set new records for diamond sales since opening. Howās business doing?
Business is great, Nixon. People love my brand, they love my products. Nobody knows luxury like Trump Tower. And the diamond sales? They're exploding!